I desperately need an in-depth review of the gay bread from you.
SO. We did not do a broad sampling of the sex bread for numerous reasons that do not bear further discussion at this juncture, and we ended up buying a small loaf (8 slices) of the butterscotch flavor with an overall "lol we gotta" energy.
I was prepared for this bread to be tooth-rottingly sweet, since in general, Thai flavors tend toward more sweet in general, and this was fucking butterscotch flavored sex bread. For reasons good, bad, stupid and delightful, we didn't get around to actually eating it for almost 36 hours between travel and shenanigans. Also because at one point we were in a lakeside hotel getting absolutely stoned out of our gourds. Anyway, we woke up the next morning, and in the fuzzy kindness of our weed hangover, I said to my long-suffering partner in crime, "Hey, we have to eat the sex bread now," and she said, "Fuck," but then we ate the sex bread.
The sex bread was fucking delicious. I don't know that it really tasted like butterscotch, but it was definitely more sweet than your ordinary Wonder Bread, but with a mass-produced Asian bakery loaf texture. It also wasn't so sweet it was unpleasant to eat just rawdog style, no coffee or anything, just weed hungover next to a lake, although I wouldn't be inclined to put any kind of jam or sweet spread on it. We did decide it would be absolutely bitchin French toast and or a bread pudding. We ate all 8 slices in a post-ganja haze, but were not able test its efficacy as a chaser or flavor pre-game for dick. Just extrapolating, I do not think it would be a great chaser or pre-game for dick, flavor or texture wise.
Anyway in conclusion the sex bread fucking slapped and I hope KinnPorsche is really fucking pleased with themselves at how devastatingly effective and psychologically traumatizing this product placement was.
