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Paralysis and sex

This is the first time I have shared my experience online, I am a 23 – year-old who has long been suffering with symptoms of croup.the symptoms increased when I was 18, but at about the age of 20, when I was sleeping, I felt a strange feeling like my body was moving against my will and that I was having sex. I was at the same time scared and felt the semen coming out, and then I started to…

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[magicnuttybuddy]

Lemme tell you something #SexGhost #milkcartonmafia #knockknock #trickortreat

[castingcallwoe]

For Blue Monday, here's a casting call that always makes me laugh...

[ladynoblesong]

blackkwidows said: do cosplay mystique (it’s alaways agood time)

Will absolutely do, at some point! I just have to figure out a way to paint myself blue without doing allergies first.

sexghosts said: You cannot resist the Charles/Erik feels, duh, because Erik is magnetic and Charles can read your mind. Good luck to you if you wish to cosplay Mystique! You will not find my fat ass doing any such thing. ;)

Exactly. And also I ship it so badly, it's terrible. Oh, I will do, but I'm not sure when yet. It promises to be quite a journey, though!

[shadowkat104-deactivated-blog]

Me: *pina colada drips out of straw*

Alexx: That looks like semen.

Me:

Me:

Me: *headdesk*

[shadowkat104-deactivated-blog]

SO LOTS OF FUNNY STUFF HAPPENED TONIGHT

OKAY

So my friend Jared finally came back from Houston tonight, and to celebrate, he, Alexx, and I all went out to Starbucks to get coffee (say what you want about Starbucks but they make a mean hazelnut macchiato alright). Then we decided it would be more fun if we surprised my cousin Kelsey by showing up at her doorstep and taking her to Starbucks with us. THEN WE WENT TO THE WRONG HOUSE BY ACCIDENT CAUSE JARED FORGOT HER ADDRESS AND I CAN'T REMEMBER STUFF LIKE THAT FOR SHIT SO WE STOOD IN FRONT OF A STRANGER'S DOORSTEP FOR A GOOD FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL KELSEY CALLED AND REMINDED ME WHAT HER ADDRESS WAS.

So when we finally got to her house it turned out that she had an exchange student living with her so we literally just fucking kidnapped my cousin and her exchange student friend to grab coffee eVEN THOUGH THEY TOLD US THEY'D BEEN TO STARBUCKS LITERALLY AN HOUR AGO.

AND THEN JARED, ALEXX, AND I SPENT THE ENTIRE TRIP BEING CRAZY AND SCARING KELSEY'S FRIEND AND I WAS LIKE "YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW" AND I SWEAR SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS GOING TO FRICKING PEE HERSELF OMFG.

Then after we dropped them off and got back to my place Kelsey called me saying thAT SOMEONE KEPT RINGING HER DOORBELL AND RUNNING AROUND HER HOUSE SCREAMING AND I COULDN'T FUCKING BREATHE FOR LIKE TWENTY GODSDAMN MINUTES BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ME.

AND THEN ALEXX'S CAT CALLISTO GOT INTO THIS BOX AND IT KEPT CLOSING ON HIS HEAD AND wE TOOK LIKE A THOUSAND PICTURES AND A VIDEO WHICH I WILL POST IN A MINUTE BUT I THINK I DIED BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS FRACKING HARD IN FOREVER.

SO LONG STORY SHORT THIS WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE.

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So I went make a pizza and when I came back Alexx's kitten Callisto was sitting on my laptop and he pulled up my documents, Facebook, and a Taylor Swift song.

Alexx your cat is gay and nothing can convince me otherwise.

[shadowkat104-deactivated-blog]

So I'm making my tea,

and my sister has Tiger, one of our cats, in her lap and she's petting him. She sets him down and one of the kittens starts chasing him around and then Alexx says to Tiger: "You are such a pussy," because he won't fight Callisto back. And I start laughing hysterically because apparently the air in the kitchen is laced with crack or something, and I say to Alexx: "Are guy cats considered hermaphrodites because they're pussies and they have dicks?" and then we both fall all over ourselves laughing because someone must have spiked the Lysol i sprayed earlier.