"the importantce of Eating chips"
[ enter a SICKLY AILING CHILD. it looks Malnoursihed and Sad and full of Despair ]
me (with eyes as Brown as the comforting. richness of the soil): hello young one , why do you ail?
smol specimen: *shivering* No food,,, frail,,,,, I will not. survive the winter
[ we suddenly enter a MEMORT . our NARRATOR ( me ) is sititng on the floor in a rather Physically Impossible position. a peculiar ANDROID looking thing with eyes as Blue as the sky on a clear day sits across from me. ]
android : have you ever heard of Something. Called " chips"?
me: *visibly distracted and staring into its eyes* whagh,, u h maybe eye Dunno haugh pertty,,,
android: heed My wisdom - wjenever you meet a Child, you will wonder `` how can i save you from the horrors of life in tge future? how can i Prepare you ? whta will i do if you suffer? what if i see myself in You and it makes me feel ill. `` and then you will give this Child a small bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos ™️ and a thirst-quenching Energade ™️ . they will grow Big and strong,, and our next generation will be OK. Don't worry .
[ the ANDROID hugs our NARRATOR very tightly eliciting a Squeak sound. the MEMORY fades awy, back ot the SMALL CHILD and ME in the Present ]
me: *magically summoning a small bag of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos ™️ and. the divine nectar that is a bottle of Energade™️* Here you go... i hope this is sufficient.
smol specimen: thank you ,, Wow,,, I have been blessed
[ the SMALL CHILD begins to violently shake and twitch and Ascend towards teh heavens . it twitches and Thrashes and becomes strong. a MYSTERIOUS VOICE can be heard ]
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: thank you... Sodium....
MORAL OF THE STORY : eat crisps and Listen to wise Creatures!