I think it's extremely funny that Jensen had a slip of tongue and only said "15 years" (of friendship) because he no longer takes into account the years since the finale 😏
Question: So after fifteen years of people making Ken jokes on the show, were either one of you guys disappointed to not be cast in the Barbie movie? If you were, what Barbie would you want your wife to be?
Jared: [whispers question to Jensen]
Jensen: No, she wasn't disappointed in the Barney movie. She was - the Barbie - as in Kens.
Jared: [look of realization, then further confusion, then] The Barbie movie! Well how the fuck did we get from Supernatural to the Barbie movie?
Jensen: Well so you said [confused mis-start noises] - you said Kens?
Question: I said you guys - there were a lot of fucking Ken jokes on the show, yes. They called you Ken dolls all the time.
Jensen: Yes, there were a lot of Ken jokes. Correct.
Question: Were you sad you that didn't get that part in casting and if you had, what part would you want your wife to be, what career?
Jared: I'm so confused. I'm here for it, you're here, and we're gonna figure it out. What?
Jensen: I'm still trying to dissect what the hell we're talking about -
Jared: What Barbie would our wives be?
Jensen: But I'll just say that if I could work with Margot Robbie then I'm happy, so.
Jared: How did we get from Supernatural to Barbie to Margot Robbie?
Jensen: [puts hand on Jared's shoulder] We're actually on Barney now.
Jared: Barney, [?]! Okay, now I'm fine, because Barney I know.
Jensen: [to questioner] I think there were some Barney jokes in there, too?
Question: It is what it is.
Jensen: It is- [cracks up] What's the second half of the question?
Jared: What's the first half of the question?!
Jensen: [cracks up] What are we talking about?! You said what career -
Question: I said if you had been in the Barbie movie -
Jensen: if we had been in the Barbie movie -
Jared: Barney, Barbie?
Jensen: Bar-bie. The one that just came out with Gosling and Robbie, right, Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. Okay, yes, [together] I'm with you.
Question: You guys have daughters, you know Barbie's had a million careers -
Jensen & Jared: [incredulous] Ca- careers?
Jared: You know Barbie's not real, you know that? Barbie doesn't have a 401K somewhere -
Jensen: Wait wait wait, I thought Barbie just shopped?
Jared: Someone shot Barney?
Jensen: [cracks up, spins in chair] I -
Jared: [???] I get it, I think I know - let me give it a shot. If I could ride a mythical creature it would be Barney. He's kind of a T-Rex, he's just purple.
Jensen: I mean, Barbie's on the table, but that's -
Jared: [cracks up] You win again.
Jensen: [briefly sings as he did in previous question about riding any creature current/extinct/mythical]
Jared: Pre or post being shot?
Jensen: By Barney?
Jared: Barney shot Barbie?! It's a wonder that we got one scene filmed in Supernatural.
Jensen: This is why we're surprised that we're up here.
Jared: We are unemployable.
Jensen: You know what's funny?
Jared: No?
Jensen: I don't know what the question was.
Jared: I don't even know what the foundation of the setting for the question -
Jensen: What it was built upon! I don't even know if I know where I am right now.
Jared: I think Barbie would be - what?
Jensen: Folks are leaving, okay, this is getting - we should go home. Wheels are falling off at this point-
Jared: I'm not, I'm not gonna say that joke [whispers it to Jensen, both crack up]
Jensen: [chants] Cancelled! Cancelled!
Jared: I will preface this with this, okay, for those - some of y'all have heard this, some have not. I have often, you know, someone goes like what would your superpower be in life? A lot of them say flying, or reading minds, or whatever. And I've always said, like, I wanna be an Aquaman. I wanna go see the oceans. That having been said, all due respect, I would not want Barbie to go into deep sea exploration. [audience reacts] Too soon? He told me to say it, he told me to say it.
Fan: I love you!
Jared: I love you, too. Y'all have terrible taste in love, but I love you. too. So I know what I don't want her to do.
Jensen: [still incredulous] They had careers? Like what?
[Audience yells various answers]
Jensen: Veterinarian Barbie? Doctor Barbie? They're just roleplaying, guys.
Jared: Is this in the movie?
Jensen: They're dolls. But the original Barbie, like, the OG, first one that came out, she was a veterinarian? Well, what was she?! SHE WAS A DOLL! That you could put different shoes on! We clearly, clearly played with Barbies a lot.
Jared: We have a great wealth of knowledge about Barbie. Uh, I'd want her to do something pretty cool. [makes unsure face]
Question: Well, thank you anyway.
Jared: Thank you. I will say this, that is 100% absolutely certain in my life the first time I've ever been asked a question about Barbie.
