#sfm.selfie

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

Hey there. I’m Chris Pine. You probably get me confused with all the other Chrises that are out there. No, I wasn’t Thor and I’m not Captain America. I’m Steve Trevor and Captain Kirk from Star Trek. Hopefully that helps. I mean, I sang a song about it on Saturday Night Live. I have a small fluffy baby that has been my life for about three years now named Butterscotch. She is my pride and joy and keeps me sane. Most of the time I’m an old man that can’t use technology so I’m gonna need all you millennials and gen z’s to help me out here.

🖖🏼 If you wanna be friends, hit me up at cvptvinkirk on chats!

[choerryblosssoms]

thinking about how i’m gonna fit my goldfish crackers in this suitcase.

[bennywithoutjets]

hello, friends. i’m ben barnes, lover of life, singer of songs, professional pretender. as far as my job goes, i would describe my casting type as “slutty villain”. in truth, i’m not great at talking about myself, but i did promise sera i would at least attempt to introduce myself.

you can find me at beanjaminbarnes

[subwayhorse]

no face because i want everyone to admire my hat (and buy my merch) flex

[gothichillbilly]

hi, hello! i’m mari, i’m an assistant and i also do modeling thangz on the side. personally i feel like my personality revolves around the fact i have dad humor and my mullet feels like an extension of my personality, but anyways if you want to tell me how awesome my scorpio earrings are, feel free to message me at @fvllintothesky <3

[emo-dad-parade]

Resident emo dad here. Derek Sanders, hi hello. Married to the love of my life, Ben after nearly 14 years of being dummies. We’re raising some wild kids and adding another to the pack in due time.

Got a new album coming out soon. Stream Bad at Love and Kids of Summer on all the things. I promise that only one of them will make you cry a little.

[fnaf-core]

i never meant to fit this mold, i’m simply doing what i’m told 🎶✨

[ballofrage]

i call this collection “when you’ve had three venti iced coffees in a day because you live across the street from starbucks but now it’s 3am and you’ve been playing video games and watching anime at the same time for like 9 hours when you were supposed to be cleaning all day.” thank u for ur consideration…