[SG-1] 1.04: Emancipation
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“What a mess” #sendhelp
Will SG1 regret this though? Probably. It’s season 1 after all...
“We are travellers from very far away.”
“This is a woman” <— yes genius, she is.
And now he’s being rude
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!!??!!
Sam looks ready to shoot them.
“She speaks, she dies”
Wtf! ??!!??
Daniel... no. You’re going to get Sam kidnapped or sold or something..
Llama!!! I see a llama! <3 <3
Aaaa. Okay. No face showing then...
Lol. Just get dressed Sam. But keep your fun. And maybe a knife.
I bet it’s a ridiculous dress though.
Yes. It is. omg
“Find me an anthropologist who dresses like this and I will eat this headdress”
Well... Jack seems to like it...
Daniel! Stop lying. She hates it. It’s godawful for a warrior.
Pretty, but useless. And practically begging for a kidnapping
How could such a nice man breed such a shit son?
“The hell with culture”
“How is it you always come up with the worst case scenario” “I practise”
Sam is probably going to shank the first man she can on principle.
This guy looks like he also wishes to shank a boy.
Oh dear. Sam, please shush. This chap needs to be dealt with by being knifed in the dead of night.
Hey! Her face is above the knife you jackass!
How did the two even meet if she’s so well guarded?? It’s a massive plot hole.
Stupid boy. You made it a bit too clear about your weakness.
Pfft. Sam cooking. That’s hilarious.
Go Sam Go! You’re gpnna get caught, but still.
Ugh. He’s clearly a shitty kisser.
“there’s no excuse to beat a woman, ever” #WORDS
“Oh, theres not a chance in hell.” ß|<-- Jack is right.
Lol. Daniel is bullshitting his way through this.
Jack, I thought we learnt our lesson about giving people guns?
Yas! Daniel! Use your genius brain!
“I challenge it!”
YAS QUEEN!
SAM HAS A KNIFE! I LOVE THIS!
SAM WINS! FREEEEDOM!
“Guess Im going to have to cancel that Oprah Interview.” “What is an Oprah?”