Miss Holly cute Pants…
Somedin happenin here wot it is aintz exactically clear… Wot happened ta da post? Meeze not noze… lets Meeze try doin da repost... from: Miss Holly "SH's" Pants.. Da SH is for svelte Hips... Well anyways it snowed agin dis day so Smarties now is an official WALKAHOLIC . Smarties got dwessed in his safety gears including da safety helmet, sox bubble wraps and his new piece of gear da face mask... Wiff da guard on its.. Well weeze were trudgin throughs da snows and weeze avoided dis time any of dat ice melt stuff... Ick dat stuff is nasty on Meeze cute paws YA nose... So weeze walkin and walkin and weeze come upon deese two of da two leggeds, one of da female and one male... When he stops and says Hi ta smarties and says... WOW Meeze Neva seen a two tone dog before... Is dat an English collie or somedin...A SOMEDIN...Wot da wot da...COLLIE! ENGWISH? Wot da wot da ( deserves repeatin YA nose... So Smartie who always well YA nose.. Well anyways Mr Smartie "Crisco Fat in da Can" replies nose not a collies...Smarties came back wiff da classic answer... Nose dis is Miss Holly Pants and she is a EYETALIAN SPUMONIES! I busted outs laughing and had ta cross Meeze legs cause me almost pissied Meeze pants.. And da girlz says... Oh I guess that's why she is two toned... I saw smarties eyes begins ta quiver, his Berry ample of da belly start shakin... And den quickly.. Meeze was pullin Smarties away cause Meeze nose.. How Smarties can get.... So off weeze went struttin Meeze stuff inta da sunsets..