From da desks of Miss Holly "SB" Pants... Howello.... Oh da "SB" is for "Svelte Buttox" . so anyways Smarties saddled up dis Mornin wiff all of da safety gear and weeze went for da 5 mile walk... Meeze gettin tired just finkin abouts it... Wait, wait it was only 3.5 of da US miles... It snowed dis mornin so it was a widdle shorter.... So weeze walkin walkin thru da snow and weeze come upon dis lady shobeling her driveway when Smartie "FIDP" Pants (FIDP stands for fat in da Pants) stops and says Howello ta da two legged... Da lady den asked if Meeze was friendly... Wot da wot , Meeze doin da butt wiggle swayin ta da left and da right.. Of course Meeze fwiendlies... So anyways she wooks at Meeze ,meeze wooked at her and she says... My your puppy has a beautiful coat... Meeze blushed, but Meeze new dat alreadies...cause afta all Meeze CUTEZ...so anyway da next statement she made ... Well made Meeze shake Meeze head cross my legz and peeeeeeee and chuckle and say WOT DA, WOT DA IS WRONG WIFF TWO LEGGEDS......Da lady reaches down and touches my furry back and say oh my... Dats not a coat dat her hair... I wooked at smarties who now is crossing his legs , turnin his head around like da chick on. Da exorcist and den she says "I really thought your dog was wearin a coat... I couldn't resist any longer and checked my left side, my right side... Den Meeze undercarriage as if Meeze was lookin for zippers, velcro's or buttons.....maybe a Martha Stewart Tag.... Smarties rest a sures da lady dat it was Meeze own hair.......dis is anutter truest story.... Afta weeze walked back homes....weeze been walkin 30 miles a week and Meeze has met a lot of new fwiends wiff several great stories ova da lastest few weeks.... From da desks of Miss Holly "SB" Pants... Howello.... Oh da "SB" is for "Svelte Buttox" . so anyways Smarties saddled up dis Mornin wiff all of da safety gear and weeze went for da 5 mile walk... Meeze gettin tired just finkin abouts it... Wait, wait it was only 3.5 of da US miles... It snowed dis mornin so it was a widdle shorter.... So weeze walkin walkin thru da snow and weeze come upon dis lady shobeling her driveway when Smartie "FIDP" Pants (FIDP stands for fat in da Pants) stops and says Howello ta da two legged... Da lady den asked if Meeze was friendly... Wot da wot , Meeze doin da butt wiggle swayin ta da left and da right.. Of course Meeze fwiendlies... So anyways she wooks at Meeze ,meeze wooked at her and she says... My your puppy has a beautiful coat... Meeze blushed, but Meeze new dat alreadies...cause afta all Meeze CUTEZ...so anyway da next statement she made ... Well made Meeze shake Meeze head cross my legz and peeeeeeee and chuckle and say WOT DA, WOT DA IS WRONG WIFF TWO LEGGEDS......Da lady reaches down and touches my furry back and say oh my... Dats not a coat dat her hair... I wooked at smarties who now is crossing his legs , turnin his head around like da chick on. Da exorcist and den she says "I really thought your dog was wearin a coat... I couldn't resist any longer and checked my left side, my right side... Den Meeze undercarriage as if Meeze was lookin for zippers, velcro's or buttons.....maybe a Martha Stewart Tag.... Smarties rest a sures da lady dat it was Meeze own hair.......dis is anutter truest story.... Afta weeze walked back homes....weeze been walkin 30 miles a week and Meeze has met a lot of new fwiends wiff several great stories ova da lastest few weeks....
