So my brother and I have had this thing going on since middle school that when we saw each other with a girl or something that we would tell our mom. We kind of stopped after high school but then I started it again a few weeks back. TODAY, I was sitting with a friend who just happened to be of the opposite gender. I was on the 4th floor so I was like "Okay, only losers come to the fourth floor so I should be clear of anyone I know". Little did I know, this Shaytaan's henchman was right there, like behind me. I spoke with the girl for like an hour, maybe a lil' less.
The funny part of this story is that a little while ago I was sitting on my chair minding my own business and my mom walks into my room and my brother follows closely behind. This fool sat down on my freshly cleaned bed and like he just looked a mess so I didn't want his ewness on my bed. Bahral. So he said, and I quote "So who was that girl you were hanging out with today?" Hearing this I slowly turned around and my mom stopped everything and stared at me and said "Girl? You were with a girl? Who was she?" And I just looked at my brother and said "Oh, which one? I was with loads of girls, be specific, which floor? 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or 5th?"
Hearing this my mom was like "Oho, you have different floors to meet different girls". I thought this was just a joke so then my dumb self continued to keep asking my brother which one. Now my mom got serious and like came right in front of me and started the interrogation.
Me: "Which floor was I on?"
Bro: "That doesn't matter, you tell us who she is"
Ami: "Uska naam kya hai?"
Me: "Which girl? I had lots of talks with girls today".
Ami: "Tell me their names".
Bro: "He's going to say nick names like Flamingo and Road Runna".
Me: I was dead silent when he said that but then I said "GFY"
Ami: "Tell me their names, there should be no problem if you weren't doing anything wrong".
Me: "I can't tell you their names".
Bro: "He was sitting with a girl".
Ami: "Who is she? Is she pakistani?"
Me: "Oh, she's just the saheli of the girl I wanna marry". (I swear I'm dumb for that one).
Ami: "Toh naam batao uska".
Bro: "What were you doing with her or the other girls?"
Me: "I was just saying hello to girls we (the guys) know as a group"
Bro: "You were alone with her".
WHEN HE SAID THAT I FIGURED OUT WHO HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.
Ami: "You were alone with a girl?"
Me: "No, there was other people there".
Ami: "Who?"
Me: "I don't know, other people on the computer".
Bro: "Wait, if you were saying hello only, why were you with her for almost an hour?"
Me: I didn't really say anything, I just swore at him via hand signs and mouthing.
Ami: "What is her name? Why do you do this? Kal ko tumhare saat yehi hoyga"
Me: "No, she needed help with her paper".
Hearing this the two of them laughed so hard that my dad came to join the party. I begged my dad to take my mom and brother out and instead of helping me, my dad continued to get a pillow for my mom so she could sit more comfortably. Perf.
Ami: "If you weren't doing anything wrong, tell me her name".
Me: "What difference will that make?"
Bro: "He's going to use nicknames"
Ami: "Batao".
Me: "I hung out with a bunch of girls today"
I continued to say a bunch of names and then I told my mom who I sat with alone and then my mom goes:
Ami: "I've heard her name before...why were you helping her? Is she your age? Is she Pakistani? Do you know her brother? When did you meet her?"
Me: "WHAT?!"
Then my mom and brother walk out and go to my dad
Ami: "Aapke baite ko koi milgya"
Me: "WHAT?!"
Abu: "Naam kya hai?"
Ami: " ***** "
Abu: " ****** ?"
Ami: "Ji"
Me: "Ami mazak kari hein"
Abu: "Ye naam kuch pakistani sa lag ra hai".
Ami: "Haan, woh uskay bhai ko bhi jaan tha hai"
This is when I walked out so they can have their fun. Then I came back and sat there. Now my mom thinks I like this chick and she's gonna mention it forever.
The moral of this story is that having siblings in the same school can be such poop at times.
ALSO, I won't be meeting anyone on campus no moe'. I'ma make sure I go some place my brother won't go, like the game room, or some other place.
