#shabeke

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Olvan: *to the four fallen* honestly its like you all share a single brain cell.

Rollan: *tries to come up with a good comeback but can’t cause its Abekes turn with the braincell*

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[ at the greencloaks trial ]

Judge: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Rollan: no

Judge:....

Judge, whispering: what now 

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King reveals he’s actually Shane:

Abeke:

Rollan:

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Shane: How is the most beautiful person on earth doing?

Abeke: Wh-

Conor: I’m great

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Random Greencloak: how does the heroes of Erdas usually get out of these messes.

Olvan: they don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the other ones out .

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Shane: I love you

Abeke: Wrong number

Shane: You’re sitting right here.

Abeke: Wrong address

Shane: Wait wha-

Abeke: Please leave a message after the tone. Beep

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Rollan: I’ma miserable failure

Meilin: Yes you are.

Rollan: I’ve failed my mission

Meilin: Yes you did

Rollan: I could use some words of encouragement 

Meilin: Yes you could

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Why Shane is the most fucking confusing character ever!

Books 1-5: The innocent kid who just kinda got dragged in to the Conquerors because his uncle is their leader. He's more or less loyal to the Conquerors but has feelings for Abeke.

Book 6: Plot twist out of fucking nowhere! This little shit's been the Devourer the whole time and now he's stealing all the talisman you game players worked SO hard to get fuck y'all.

Book 7 and Book of Shane: Aww but this poor wittle boy was forced in to being the prince of a dying country and was too pwoud to ask for help poor wittle Shaney-waney. And he woved his sistew and stiw woves Abeke aww poor baby!