#shackin up

[mortifiedandawesome]

Go Your Own Way - TooCoolJonny remix (2009).

[fuckyeahdavidgillian]

so what you're telling me is that their #1 preferred schtick rn is to pretend to be married/cohabitating

we need serious antiaircraft systems in place, stat

[fuckyeahdavidgillian]

longdistancewinner replied to your post: Can we agree that there may be a strong possibility these two have shacked up waaaaaay in the past, then discovered that they would never last because of their personalities (back then) and the fact they have to see each other almost like 24/7... followed by years of pure getting along and trying to get through the times as pleasant as likely and now after having had enough space from each other, that old tension from the very start has found a new spark. (Just a bit, although this won't happen)

Maybe the anon meant like “packing up shaking up is all you wanna do” Lindsey Buckingham to Stevie Nicks style. I also have an incling that they may have slept together or dated waaaaaay back in the day. Would certainly explain a few things…

It hurts me that some people might not assume that Buckingham Nicks (speaking of traumatized trolls) was the origin of the "shackin up" tag in the first place

it hurts me

[fuckyeahdavidgillian]

David Duchovny is an open book when you ask him a highly personal question: Why is it that the gossip always had him feuding with his TV co-star Gillian Anderson?

“You tell me why,” Duchovny says with a laugh during a phone interview from his New York home. “We’re great friends. In fact, last year the tabloids had us living together, so maybe we turned the corner.

“Some guy passed me on the streets the other day and actually said, ‘Is it true? Are you living with Gillian?’ I said, ‘If I am, she’s extremely quiet, because I haven’t noticed her just yet.’ ”

'Phantom' press, February 28, 2013

[fuckyeahdavidgillian]

While we wait for the announcement that may never arrive, I will share with you what my scientific associate and I were discussing earlier today. 

She pointed out that, while (according to our research) David and Gillian haven't seen each other over the last year and a half (or been seen seeing each other...), we have in fact had one of the wildest years EVER in DD/GA news.

1. The widely reported, utterly groundless, completely delightful shacking up incident, which resulted in:

1a. David and Gillian disclosing some of their textual messaging habits: to wit, their private jokes about how everybody says they are doing it.

2. Gillian calling David by the name of her ex-lover. In public.

3. Confirmation from a disinterested and endearingly clueless third party that Gillian has visited the Californication set.

REALLY, WHAT MORE COULD WE ASK FOR AT THIS POINT

[fuckyeahdavidgillian]

it continues

BREAKING NEWS

DAVID DUCHOVNY AND GILLIAN ANDERSON ARE MARRIED

Or so says this article, and I think it's probably pretty reliable, being entirely grounded on an anonymous source who testifies, quote,

“I know they got married in Vancouver two years ago, around august, but those docs must be under seven keys.”

Aha! Aha! But you guys, the tinhat snoggers are staging a WORLD TAKEOVER. Right under our nose! I wonder if this entertainment blogger is aware that his source has also likely been claiming since 1997 that Tea Leoni is actually a transsexual. This is like J2-level tinhattery, here.

More imaginary delights:

The source also adds that the secretive couple made an appearance at the Soho House Emmy Party Sunday night. I haven’t been able to confirm that. I couldn’t find any pics and no one’s mentioned it which seems strange.

AND BEST OF ALL:

Yesterday, Enty Lawyer tweeted about running into Duchovny and asking him about his relationship. “Just ran into David Duchovny outside Ken Paves salon. Asked him point blank about Gillian Anderson. He said ‘no comment.’”

I WILL BE PICTURING THIS TO MYSELF THE REST OF THE DAY

This whole saga is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.

I don't think I will add "secret wedding" to the Timeline of Awkward in August 2010, but I MIGHT go and remember what they were doing during that time, just for my own funs.

[fuckyeahdavidgillian]

So if we did live in a world where the early morning swimming actually did occur, I imagine that if pictures showed up they would be swimming in the same pool but at different times. Or.. OR, I imagine them in like conservative 50s style bathing suits.. at opposite ends of the pool.. not talking really.. being awkward about it. Even my imagination is all "nah man, never gonna happen."

You people understand me.

[fuckyeahdavidgillian]

So that's why DD said he hadn't "found her yet" in the house. She was in the pool the entire time.

Oh noooow I see!