#shadowbugs

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Shadowbugs: The Wake-Up Call

Befriending a Shadowbug often means you won't need an alarm clock...and you might have to try harder to sleep in.

Once a Shadowbug gets settled into your routine, they will wake up at whatever time you do.

However, on days in which you try to sleep in, your Shadowbug friend will still stick to the routine and wake up around the time you usually do. When they see you sleeping in, they might start trying to wake and get you out of bed so you can start the day.

They might try things such as pulling the blanket off, nibbling your fingers, gently mouthing your head, or giving your face little "mlems". If these don't work, the Shadowbug might opt to go back to sleep alongside you or find something to keep them occupied until you wake up.

Newly befriended Shadowbugs and Shadowbabies are a different story. Due to their circadian rhythms not being aligned with yours, newly befriended Shadowbugs and Shadowbabies have a tendency to try and wake you up in the middle of the night (around 12 AM, etc). So, you might wake up at this time because the lovable lug has started trying to get you out of bed...Which is adorable but can be aggravating.

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This might paint @shadowbugzimmy as an evil, depraved monster but I am going to say it:

Mint chocolate chip is one of his favorite ice cream flavors.

Yes, it's absolutely horrible! Who knew he was actually a monster! So evil!! (BIG /j)

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The biggest risk when befriending your Shadowbug friend's young Shadowbaby?

It's getting gummed to death when the little guys start teething. XD

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Shadowbugs: Speculation (Worldbuilding, etc)

The abilities, psychology, and biology of these creatures are well-documented from years of research and observation.

However, there's one thing that nobody has figured out: What exactly happened to make Shadowbugs...shadowy?

From hidden records on Irk, it is confirmed that the populations of all Shadowbug subspecies were hit by a space-time anomaly as they were being exiled from Irk and on their way to other planets such as Earth. They passed through this anomaly relatively unscathed, but were granted with their odd abilities (shadow form, more strength, etc).

However, no one knows what caused the space-time anomaly to occur or why the all of the Shadowbugs happened to encounter it and survive. Records indicate that there was nothing in that part of space that could have caused the anomaly to happen, almost as if the anomaly came out of nowhere. After several years, the anomaly seemed to instantly vanish as if it were never there. Newer readings from that area came up as normal, as if it was business as usual.

Much speculation is had regarding this matter, with no clear answer from anyone as to who or what caused the anomaly to appear. However, at around the time the anomaly occurred, some individuals of races with ties to long-forgotten civilizations and alien occultism made claims that were dismissed. Though seemingly not plausible, one could make a roundabout connection between this and the anomaly that affected the Shadowbugs. They were along the lines of:

"...Two forces beyond our comprehension are locked in a vicious battle outside the Multiverse. Forces that are so incredibly powerful that they caused a ripple effect that either destroyed or distorted the properties of many universes, even from that incalculable distance."

Phew, that was a lot to write. There's a reason why I am typing all this. It's meant to be a way to sort of tie all of my concepts together and have some modicum of explanation as to why oddities like Shadowbugs are a thing in my AUs.

...I'm going to end up writing the IZ Edition of the Lovecraftian mythos, aren't I? XD

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Zim: "I AM ZIIIIM! TREMBLE BEFORE ME-"

Random Shadowbug: "Nuu you are b a b y." *Gently picks Zim up by the shirt collar using her hard keratin lips*

Zim: "PUT...PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YOU-" *Incoherent yelling and squirming*

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Hey. This blog is NOT dead.

The Shadowbugs and I have just been busy with studying and homework because the end of the semester is in sight.

...And one of the Shadowbabies is currently trying to eat my homework. STINKER, NO! STOP THAT, THAT'S NOT FOOD-

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Fun Fact:

Some Shadowbugs have an interest in playing instruments, with some being quite good at it. A few Shadowbugs can play instruments on a professional level and sometimes perform with musicians.

However, most Shadowbugs and Shadowbabies just have fun pressing random keys on a piano or blowing into a harmonica. The music they make from that is still beautiful (and silly) nonetheless. XD

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Nobody:

Shadowbabies staring at you, wanting a bite of whatever you're eating no matter what it is: