#shady af

[puyette]

Sunny day

[ziamln]

Zayn is so shady 'play the boy is mine' we see you....

[daughterofdessalines]

I noticed NBC news came for AOC’s throat even though they knew in advance that her nomination speech was convention procedure.

And then they tried to clean it up with a sheisty correction tweet at 1:15 am

That shit was hella shady ...

[dark-lapis-77]

Pink Diamond is a shady lady. Change my mind.

[motchi-9]

Hey guys this is me and my dumb af ex-Yakuza friend, we are going out looking for shady places wish us luck.

Hey guys we found shady people so we figured they must know about shady places so we decided to kick the shit out of them i blame my dumb af friend.

We finally found the shady place and we lost all our money thanks to my dumb af friend. I need a girlfriend asap.

Hey guys i went to this cat place to seek redemption and forgiveness, thank you holy cats

[agent-darkbootie]

*thought a zine was opening secondary applications*

*decides to try again and fills out application*

*realizes they arent, it was a stray reblog*

Ah. Well.

[befitandchase]

It’s 3:30am and I’m too fucking pissed to fall back asleep

So remember how I mentioned I bought those wine cubes? Anyway, here’s a refresher:

Both broke upon assembly. I paid $30 EACH. I sent the seller a very angry email. This was their response:

Balinda is about to get an earful of very angry Chase because $18?! You’re joking, right? “Could you please fix them and reinforce it?” They literally BROKE IN HALF! How do you expect me to fix that besides buying brand new boards?!

Last night, I did just that, spending a whopping $56 on replacement boards that are a) much thicker and sturdier than whatever soft shitty wood they used to originally make these and b) actually paint finished.

Maybe I didn’t explain myself well enough the first time, Balinda, so let me try again. You sold me a shitty product. It broke in several key places that are supposed to hold the structure. There is no structural integrity left to hold the 24 wine bottles these cubes supposedly hold. You think a little wood glue is going to fix this? I could have gone to Home Depot and made these damn things myself with better materials at the same cost! But since it’s winter and the garage isn’t heated, I chose to buy them based off the good reviews left on your listing.

The instructions provided with these cubes are shoddy at best with no clear indication of how to actually insert the “X” once the frame is built. Not to mention, the “X” itself doesn’t even fit properly! It took 3 people and a rubber mallet to get the first one in and it still broke!

I used the scientific method the second time around thinking I’d avoid the problem altogether by building the “X” first and the frame around it, but it only proved that the wood used for these cubes is far too soft to withstand even the slightest pressure applied to it.

Therefore, I am not accepting $18 as compensation and will be putting a stop payment on my credit card for this purchase. Then I’ll be contacting eBay AND PayPal about the shoddiness of your product and how you expect me to “fix” it when there is no conceivable way to do so!

Oh, my god! That felt so good to write! I’m going to wait until my sister and BIL wake up before I send anything back because my BIL is the master of getting full refunds.

[spideylilparker]

Single handily just shut the fuck up my mum by saying

" you are my mum and this's the example you're giving me?!, you being racist towards to African and Asian people because you don't like their culture or their looks?! That is disgusting you should be ashamed of yourself, I'm your daughter and I'm ashamed that I need to be the adult and remind you that we are living in 21st century no the fucking 1800 wake the fuck up and stop being a racist piece of shit, because with that attitude and your fake prayers to God ain't gunna save you from any salvation"