Post Paris Special Convo rattling in my head after seeing a bunch of Shadynette posts in the tags...
Marinette, currently running on thirteen cups of coffee, two red bulls, and half a granola bar, pointing at several diagrams, charts, and drawings: "...So with all that in consideration, would you any of you argue it to be gay if I, hypothetically, ran into my, hypothetical, hot evil alternate universe clone and was, again - HYPOTHETICALLY, DTF for her?"
Alya, who spent the entire morning after being asked this exact same question trying to convince her not to make this presentation: ">: ("
The girl squad, who came over to ask Marinette if she wanted to go to the movies: "...."
Lila and Chloe, who came along to start drama: "...."
Sabrina, not missing a single beat: "I think it ultimately depends on whether you wanted to top or not."