fr the ship thing: tuor/idril/voronwe or just tuor/idril or just tuor/voronwe whatever u wanna do man but like. those guys. whoo boy
Por que no los tres?
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Tuor, that goofy bastard
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Idril
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Vofonwe, who loves embarrassing those he loves
who breaks the most phones: Definitely Tuor
who dies first: None, because they all live happily ever after, as I have proven scientifically.
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Both Idril and Voronwe.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: ALL OF THEM
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Idril. She steals blankets like nobody’s business
who uses the computer most: Voronwe. He likes youtube cat videos.
