Uncannily Adroit With a Knitting Needle

Pfp by the wonderful @navyinks! I'm Molly (she/her, old lady, cringe lib). Some things you'll see on this blog: Tolkien, lots of LM Montgomery, vidya gaems, kitties, history and literature shitposting, and memes.

[avantegarda]

What you are required to know about me

Hello. I'm Molly. I went to Mongolia one time.

I'm also avantegarda on Ao3, for consistent branding

My sideblogs include: @austrohungarianwriteblr , which is where I scream about my original writing, and @sylvienerevarine , where I scream about the Elder Scrolls games. Also now @funniestbitchinfaerun for BG3 brainrot oops.

Are YOU one of the 5 people on tumblr who has read the bizarre 1990s fantasy novel "Imajica" by Clive Barker? If so, DM me. We have so much to talk about.

I wrote a book! You may purchase it if you'd like!

I am anti-AI, anti-censorship, and pro-voting

This blog has a firm "regular people are not their government" stance. Yes, i apply this to every country in the world. If that bothers you, do us both a favor and begone.

DNI if you don't love Bungo

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

[oysters-aint-for-me]

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

[avantegarda]

Hi!

I recently read Imajica and I happened upon your playlist. its a great playlist and i really enjoyed it but the reason i'm reaching out is because of Galileo by the indigo girls. i have been searching for that song fruitlessly for 20 years without even knowing i was searching for it. in the foggy recesses of my childhood memories my mother is dancing in the kitchen and driving too fast and blasting that song. but the only part i could ever remember was the first line. and how as a child i just imagined a severed head rolling down the sidewalk. anyway when it occurred on your playlist it was a key in a long-lost lock for me. and i just wanted to say Thank You <3

This is such a delightful chain of events that surely could have only been arranged by one of the Lost Goddesses Themselves. The Indigo Girls are SO GOOD and I used to listen to them with my mom as well <3 Thank you for this sweet ask!!!!

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[you-sir-box]

Comments: Always means always.

[alda-rana]

A fun fact from the Appendices that I had totally forgotten: Elanor Gamgee became one of the maids of Queen Arwen!

[ryebreadgf]

[seobot]

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[avantegarda]

hiiii i don’t know if i’m using the correct button bc i haven’t used tumblr in a decade but i’ve come to tell you that i really really like your halsin fics on ao3 and i think your writing is fantastic. hope you’re having a good day 👉👈

oughhh this is so sweet, thank you!! (also, welcome back to tumblr after all these years, lol) I'm so glad that you've enjoyed my BG3 fics, I've had so much fun with that series and have big plans to add a few more stories to it. Even if I do keep getting distracted by stuff for other fandoms, oops. 😅

Here is a Bungo for you:

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

thinking about when my friend found a book from the 70s in a church office with truly some of the most insane prayers I have ever heard

[lasrina]

oh this was about someone specific

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[sniffanimal]

how am I gonna be an optometrist about this

[abalidoth]

and if you close one eye

can you tell me what's the symbol on row four

and if you close one eye

I prescribe you one diopter more

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue