*smacks you with a bible*
Congratulations! On getting your own body... Or something like that.
- @i-throw-bibles
Shamira picks up the Bible that was thrown at her, furrowing her brows. "Why is throwing a Bible at someone a sign of congratulations? It seems awfully disrespectful to such an important text."
A: "It's a human thing. Whenever a kid is born, they have to make sure everything's working right, so they smack the kid with a Bible. If they don't poof into smoke, it's not a demon, and usually the kid screams to prove the Divine Word impacted them or some shit."
"... so you can lie, but only in the context of intense exaggeration?"
A: "Yes, otherwise known as jokes, Sugar."
"So none of that was true?"
A: "The screaming is true."
"Should I scream to prove the Divine Word impacted me?"
A: "Absolutely."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"