#shamaster

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Company Woes

Odwofi says 'Ooh Ooh' Odwofi says 'CAN I BE THE FIRST ONE?!' Sham says (OOC) 'FIRST OF ALL' Sham says ' Put me in the hype clan' Sham says ' then we can step into my office' Sham says ' ... once I have a key' Sham says ' TO my office' Sham says ' Fuck this company'

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Still haven’t figured this one out.

[*OOC*] Lilly 'It's like Smash Bros with every stage, except it's a sidescrolls instead of a single platform, and everybody has to be mario. Or a toad with mario movesets.' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'One with ALL THE FUCKING COINS was a bit much for me, honestly.' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'Just...' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'Everything explodes into coins.' [*OOC*] Notsham ' No fuck you Lilly.' [*OOC*] Notsham ' STARS AND SUNSPRITES.' [*OOC*] Forte ' NO U' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'I FITE U FART!' [*OOC*] Notsham ' GOTTA GET ALL OF THEM.' [*OOC*] Notsham ' THE STARS.' [*OOC*] Forte ' BRING IT ORZ' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'NOW I SKRD 2!' [*OOC*] Lilly 'what' [*OOC*] Lilly 'in the literal fuck' [*OOC*] Lilly '.. How did this conversation get here?' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'We don't ask these questions.' [*OOC*] Lilly 'These Cleftversations are the absolutely weirdest and occasionally terrifying things that could ever happen.'

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[*OOC*] Shamaster ' ah ha hem' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' stuff!' [*OOC*] Nagol ' Stuff?' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' stuff!' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' also things!' [*OOC*] Nagol ' Things too!?' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' and even junk' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' life is crazy that way' [*OOC*] Nagol ' Agreed'

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(] Shamaster has fallen into the Cleft of Dimensions. [) Shamaster bursts through the wall, into the game. A majestic Vileplume bursts through the wall, into the game. [*OOC*] Dezyn ' Hiya, Sham' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' Nuh uh!' (] Shamaster has escaped from the Cleft of Dimensions. [) Shamaster is pulled back into his own dimension. A majestic Vileplume stops following Shamaster. A majestic Vileplume slowly fades away. Funslash [*OOC*] ' DENIED.' (] Notsham has fallen into the Cleft of Dimensions. [) Notsham bursts through the wall, into the game. [*OOC*] Dezyn ' Hi Not! You just missed Sham.' [*OOC*] Notsham ' That guy's kind of a jerk anyway.'

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Shamaster and teaching

Shamaster says (OOC) 'Forever ago, during my very first field experience.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'I was working with the kids who were having a more difficult time than the others.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'Working with the writings.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'Kindergartners take... forever (as a generous term) to organize into a line, get into the bathroom and get out to the yard.' Jacen nods. Shamaster says (OOC) 'So I got permission from my ct to hold the kid I was working with back.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'we could finish what we were doing, make it to and through the bahtroom and be out before the others.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'While the others were lining up, this little girl (youngest in the class) came over to us.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'and politely reminded us that "it's time to line up now".' Shamaster says (OOC) 'I made a mistake and told her "it's okay sweetie, we're allowed to stay here"' Shamaster says (OOC) 'her face turned bright red.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'tears welled up in her eyes.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'and she screamed at us.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'IT'S NOT OKAY!' Shamaster says (OOC) 'IT'LL NEVER BE OKAY!' Shamaster says (OOC) 'This is my first time doing work in an actual classroom.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'this child has gone from happy and smileing to crying and screaming in 2 seconds over nothing.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'I am like stunned into silence.' Rachel says (OOC) 'Did she think she was in trouble?' Shamaster says (OOC) 'No no, Rach.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'The rules.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'Rules are very very very important to Kindergartners, especially the less mature ones.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'I was an adult, being introduced as "teacher "' Shamaster says (OOC) 'and I was BREAKING the rules.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'A teacher wasn't following the rules.' Funslash says (OOC) 'All kindergartners are lawful stupid.' Shamaster says (OOC) 'it was like her world had been shattered.'

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[*OOC*] Rachel 'looking at this homework due tomorrow'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'my brain is going wat'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'throwing its hands up and walking away'

[*OOC*] Shamaster ' That's uh'

[*OOC*] Shamaster ' a medical issue'

[*OOC*] Shamaster ' one you should probably get checked out.'

[*OOC*] Shamaster ' I'd make a joke about how as a major related to medicine you should've guessed that... But your brain walked out.'

[*OOC*] Shamaster ' So I'll forgive you for your oversight.'