oh man okay so you and Coby are the sweet cinnamon roll couple just everyones dying of toothrot from all the sugary sweetness BUT anyone is rude to Coby and he's just kind flailing a bit but there's Coop in the bg with murder in her eyes ready to cut a bitch, no one insults your man
omgggg I am always SO defensive of my loved ones
and it’s funny cause I’m hardly ever confrontational but like I would murder anyone who’d dare to hurt my sweet strawberry milkshake honey like he’s so precious he doesn’t deserve that!
Asshole: *at Coby* You suck!
Coby: (Rear Admiral; can easily fight back) Omg im so sorry if I have offended you in any way, I really didn’t me-
Me: (weak sauce; literally cries when someone raises their voice at me) hEY dickwad, I will fucking END YOU
yeah it’s a lil something like that 😂❤️
thank you Sto, Ilysm!!!!!!
PS - Law thinks he’s pretty cool for having a hot roller derby gf. He’s a bit upset with you for hurting your ankle...tho he of course can’t complain about taking care of you. You’re his favorite patient after all 👀😉💘