#shamtotal

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if I had no pop culture knowledge and you told me the ShamTotal was based on a real product, just with one of the words in the name changed, I would definitely not assume "sham" is the word that they kept the same

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@shamtotal / cont!

“ No, that’s not what I meant at all, “ the man shoots back instantly, swallowing the lump caught in his throat. Nice going, Stanford; all that IQ and you don’t think before you speak. His insecurity had gotten the better of him & now Stanley sees himself worse for it. Guilt has been eating at him for a little more than three decades, stretching across the span of Glass Shard Beach—where it had been something better. Something none of them can ever go back to. “ Stanley, you came here when I asked you. He was… manipulating me, he was going to kill me, and you were saving my life. After everything I… “

….he’d done. When he isn’t worth it. Words hard to admit from Stanford Pines, who has never elected to be a man who’s wrong. Oh, the ego is beyond stupidity now.

“ If it meant you getting lost like that—it wasn’t worth it, “ he sighs, turning away and averting his eyes. He can’t even look his brother in the face. Stanford can’t imagine the things he’s seen, the things he’s had to go through, all because of his idiot brother. He’s just in awe the man is still alive. “ None of it was. I would have just… “

Ford stops himself, snapping himself from his self-loathing. Now is not the time for a pity party. What’s done is done.

“ You don’t realize it, but you saved the universe. You saved me, everyone—and I’ve just as quickly doomed us all. Again. “

Who would sacrifice everything they’ve worked for just for their dumb sibling? ...those kids had a heart thrice the size of his own.

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RYE WHEN I GET U