@shanakin reblogged your post:mediocre anime: *has any lgbt representation that...
#ok ok ok ok#in my Humble Onion#anime has fanservice. that's anime. that's what it is#and it bothers me when people are ok with it in like fucking. naruto and shit#but OH NO it's Fetishization(tm) when it's a show with canon gays#like not every piece of gay media needs to entirely desexualize us come on man gay people can like sex#and also like i kinda see this for dragonmaid although it's literally no different from a straight romance anime#but YOI? really does not sexualize them at all#but that's just my onion i'm going to go watch my dragon tiddies show now sue me for being a bad lesbian
your dragon tiddies show was made by a blatant pedophile
Accio : If you could summon anything in the world right now what would it be?
A functional right arm, and also a powerful sword. Also, a raspberry cake.
Aguamenti: Do you like water?
I Love water.
Alohomora: Can you and have you, ever picked a lock?
I have a couple times on like, a fluke as a kid, but they were also old and funky. Repeatedly? Probably not.
Anapneo: Are you CPR certified?
Yup! Have been, consistently since I was 14. Nearly had to do it once.
Aparecium: On of a scale of Mr. Bean to 007 how much of a spy are you?
I can’t legally answer this question.
Avada Kedavra: If you could kill one single person, who would it be?
Hitler. If limited to the present… well… all my americans out there… u know the answer to this…
Brachiabindo: Have you ever been tied up before? What was the circumstance?
In a jump rope, yes. British school, colonialism™, and we were playing Human Sacrifice, where we took turns being the Sacrifice atop a stick pile. In hindsight, that was actually pretty fucked.
Capacious Extremis: If you could make one object bigger on the inside, what would the object be?
My comfy backpack OR my heart so it can fit all my love for my friends. Or also, a box, but make it like, an entire house that’s very cool on the inside, kind of like that one kid’s TV show but differently.
Cave Inimicum: You’ve got to fortify your room from zombies with only objects you have readily available. What do you use?
Well, I have a cane and two sturdy metal crutches, a giant sofa, two giant heavy metal trunks, and armor, so I’m okay. Not as well fortified as I was years ago in the stronghold with @chewableninja‘s functional crossbow, though.
Colloportus: Have you ever locked yourself out of your own house before? If so, what did you do?
Yep, in Year Four. I just sat on the step and waited a couple hours for my parents or my siblings to return home. The babysitter eventually came by with my siblings and let me in.
Confringo: Have you ever accidentally set fire to something?
My laptop charger, yes.
Confundo : What confuses you most about the world?
Why some people genuinely don’t want to care about other people? Also, why mushrooms are nearly sentient. On a sillier level, why people eat mushrooms in general.
Crucio: What’s the worst pain you’ve ever been in?
…we’re not going there. nobody wants to read about my Medical Trauma Experiences, so I will spare you.
Deletrius: What’s the last thing that you did besides this?
WRITE MY THESIS BINCH
Densaugeo: What’s the most extensive thing you’ve been to the dentist for?
Got wisdom teeth out, ended up with an infection in one hole, dry socket in the second, and the third just refused to scar correctly. Luckily, I did not have a fourth tooth, so I was spared another mishap.
Deprimo: Have you ever been knocked over by the wind before?
Yup. Dutch storm in Year 5. whoomphsh.
Descendo: What’s been a low point in your life?
The ~medical shitshow~ of 2017 and also 2014 but 2017 wins. Also, that one time I ate cereal three meals a day for two weeks back in high school during my first two weeks as a full time lab tech that one summer.
Diffindo: When was the last time you ripped and article of clothing?
ER when they were hurrying to get all nine billion heart monitor stickers on me.
Engorgio: What’s the worst case of swelling you’ve ever experience?
Post-op knee swelling. Whoomphsh. I got some real Stretch Marks from that bad boy.
Episkey: If you could heal anyone in the world right now, who would it be?
I’m stealing that one, sorry literally everyone else. (If not me, then probably my Aunt).
Expecto Patronum: What’s your happiest memory?
I have a lot! When I first made a really fancy cake, the first time I rode Space Mountain, when I met my guinea pig for the first time, when my roommates flew across the country to visit me, when my father and I ditched while I was on tour to go watch POTC 3 again, winning my first concerto competition, the first time I heard the french horn…I can go on!
Expelliarmus: Have you ever had to disarm someone? If so, why?
That one time I nearly got shot at by a skinhead at a sketchy playground in switzerland, but I was smart enough to fucking bolt between his legs instead of going for the gun.
Expulso: Have you ever made something explode? Explain how and why?
Physics lab. Sometimes you just short a capacitor. Sometimes a teacher fucks up and has you short circuit across some steel wool, that bursts into flames and nearly gets two kids sent to the nurse and then traumatises her to the point of refusing to conduct the experiment with the following class.
Ferula: Have you ever had to wear a brace? What happened?
howard…
Flagrate: If you could write one thing in the sky, what would it be?
Hello World!
Flipendo: Have you ever fallen down stairs before?
Yes. I’ve also fallen *up* stairs, multiple times.
Fulgari: If you could be bond to one person, who would it be?
Bound as in like, telepathically? Hmm… I’m not sure I’d want to choose! Bound as in like, fates intertwined? Someone cool… maybe my wonderful friends. Bound as in like physically tied to, like the spell? Nobody, please.
Furnunculus: How bad was your acne as a teenage?
I mean, it was not great, but I was also allergic to all my cosmetics (which I did not know) so like… that sort of throws off my image of what constituted normal teenage acne.
Geminio: If you could have a single copy of something, anything, what would it be?
Ovid’s lost Medea.
Glisseo: Water slide or playground slide?
Water slide!!! Longer. More whoosh.
Impedimenta: You can stop one person from coming near you, ever, like a permanent, unbreakable restraining order, who is it?
Former stalker. Secondary contender: my almost stalker.
Imperio: You can have one person be your slave for a day without repercussion, who?
Mmmmm no I’m not really feeling that. Maybe like, a ghost, since the ghost could only be doing ghost stuff? And if so, I’d have Beethoven come have a chat but then like, summon him to explicitly do what he wanted and just chill with him as he took in the 21st century and also chat about music.
Impervius : In the middle of a storm would you rather have waterproof shoes, or a waterproof coat?
Shoes. Wet feet is not my jam.
Incarcerous: Have you ever tied someone up?
What is with all of this tying up?????? No, I have not?
Incendio: Do you like candles? If so, what’s your favorite smell?
Y E S. I have over 50 candles at home because I collect them there. My favorite is a weird citrus-ey smelling one I found at a farmer’s market ten years ago that, I shit you not, was marketed as “forbidden fruit” but it’s like a sweet smelling citrusy blend.
Langlock: You can stop one person in the world from speaking. Who is it?
Tweetasaurus Rex.
Legilimens: If you had the power to read minds for a day, would you use it?
Absolutely.
Locomotor: You can choose one object to follow you around, what is it?
A go pro because that’d be sick as f u c k.
Lumos: Candle, Flashlight, Sunlight, Moonlight, or Bioluminescence?
WHY they are all good…. moonlight might win because i like candle smell over light, and bioluminescence is very cool too and i like it but I also have old uncomfortable associations with it so moonlight eeks out ahead.
Meteolojinx Recanto: What’s your favorite type of weather?
Fog!
Mobiliarbus: What’s your dream garden?
Small plots of vegetables, fruits, herbs, and then some jasmine and roses, because those count for herbs and are also very nice smelling and pretty.
Molliare: Have you ever made a surprisingly soft landing when you were sure you’d break something? What happened?
Yup! I was skiing once and delayed my jump from the swing bc I was worried about taking out my mum’s other ACL and the swing turned around and I knew I’d hit a tree and fall like fifty feet if I went with it back based on gravity so I took the plunge and jumped…. and stuck like, a PERFECT landing, no broken bones, perfect shock absorption, not even a fucking bruise.
Morsmordre: What would your signal in the sky be to mark your presence?
A big ol smiley face.
Muffliato: Have you ever eavesdropped on a conversation? What was it about?
Yup, but it was about me, so like… walls have ears?
Nox: Were you/are you, afraid of the dark?
Yep, as a kid. Now it just sort of unsettles me sometimes.
Obliviate: What’s something you wish you could forget?
A couple conversations where people either said something they didn’t mean or meant something that they shouldn’t have said.
Obscuro: What’s a kink that you have? What about it excites you?
kinkshaming IS my kink
Oppugno: You’re about to be in a fight! The object directly to your left is what you have as a weapon! What is it and how would you use it?
A stack of thirty books on gaming ethics? Perfect. Smash.
Pack: When’s the last time you did some packing?
When I moved back into the dorms!
Petrificus Totalus: Have you ever been/felt paralyzed?
Y U P. Partial paralysis of the right arm. Sucks major ass.
Piertotum Locomotor: You can make one object in your current room come to life, what is it?
My thesis, so it can write itself for me.
Point Me: How easily do you get lost?
Not easily, if I’m paying attention and either on foot or on bike. My spatial memory is less good in cars, weirdly.
Portus: What object would you turn into a portkey and where would it take you?
Hmmm… I want to go to the cliff beach near my house, so probably there. As for the portkey itself, it doesn’t matter too much? Ooh wait I have one candle that smells like the ocean.
Protego: You can protect one person from harm. Who?
Myself binch
Quietus: When was the last time you yelled at someone?
MmmmMMMMMm uh a while ago I try very hard not to be a yeller, but I have an inkling that it was probably my maternal unit.
Reducio: What’s something you’d like to make bigger?
MYSELF (I want to be very tall and powerful)
Reducto: You’ve got one chance to explode something without an consequences. What is it?
Watermelon. Hands down.
Rennervate: Have you ever passed out/fainted before? What happened?
Yup, lots of times. Sometimes life just be like that.
Alternatively, one time I got sent to the ER bc they were worried about my heart, but that was bc my PICC line was being a shit.
Reparo: What’s one thing you’d like to fix?
My right arm and also the organization of the contents of my thesis (I’m literally writing this from the library stacks rn)
Rictusempra: Where’s the most effective place to tickle you?
Nowhere because anyone who tickles me is getting punched I am not a fan
Riddikulus: What’s your greatest fear? Do you think you’ll be able to overcome it?
Becoming my family, and absolutely, because that’s something irrational since I can learn from other people’s mistakes.
Scourgify: What’s something that you should clean up?
My thesis organization. Also my room.
Sectumsempra: Have you ever hurt someone? What happened?
Yeah? I mean, I got into some brawls as a kid, people got bruised eyes and shit. One time I bit my brother bc he cut my leg open with a playmobile, but in hindsight, I was bleeding everywhere and he was being a three-year-old dick about it.
Serpensortia: Do you like snakes?
YES.
Silencio: How much “quiet time” on average, do you need in a day?
m? Idk. I do need time to like, not have to focus on things, or else I get distracted easily.
Sonorus: If you had a message you could say to the whole world. What would it be?
BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER ($1 to whoever can get this reference)
Specialis Revelio: If you could have a magical property, what would it be?
Flight or invisibility OR magnetism because being like magneto would be cool on that factor alone.
Stupefy: Do you think you’d be able to knock someone out?
I mean, I’ve made my dad nearly faint before at medical things, so yeah, probably. Punch-wise, not until my right arm starts working again.
Tarantallegra: What’s your favorite kind of dance?
I’m weak for waltzes.
Wingardium Leviosa: If you had the power of telekinesis, what would you do with it?
Carry my shit without my arms are you kidding me that’s like a hundred books I could take out of the library (also probably be a dick to tall people who hold things out of my reach).
