Nerd of All Trades.

Clarissa - Gamer & Writer. Soulsborne fanatic, tabletop GM, bird parent, medical shitshow, horror lover.

[clarissaexplainingitall]

the evilwonderful thing about biking is it exhausts me enough physically that I can trick my brain into thinking going to sleep at a normal hour will be a good experience instead of The Curse

[pinkwitchcult]

No matter how I yearn

[halondrus]

The hardest part about dark souls isn't the combat or the bosses or any of that stupid shit it's making solaire not kill himself like a hamster following the red string of fate into the jaws of the family dog

[a999ain]

decaying sanctum

[sprinkledsalt]

I know this might make people mad, but absolutely refusing to even attempt to treat your mental illness, and instead just endlessly inflicting your unmitigated episodes on the people around you, is abusive. Your loved ones are not stress toys that you can just squeeze every time you feel bad. It is bad if someone says your repeated behavior is hurting them, and you take no steps to change. I know damn well that you can’t always help how your brain acts, but I’ve also spent a lot of years trying to stop my spiraling brain in its tracks, work on strategies to calm down, and consider the impact I’m having on others, because I grew up in a household with people who have the attitude of, “I have the right to consume all the attention in the house and drain your energy every single day because I feel miserable, and you’re the bad guy if you say that I’m making you feel bad and that I need to get help. I can treat you however I want because of my anxiety.”

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[spiribia]

utena oblivious hours

[kirkwallguy]

also in an era where games like bg3 are patching its characters to be less mean so they can be more fuckable, or games like veilguard are ignoring the series' previous nuance in favour of a feelgood found family narrative, i will ALWAYS support a game's right to let its characters be unpleasant to each other and argue about politics

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[dorywhynot]

"Goddess of Rot" Watercolor, 2026. For @everydayoriginal

Malenia, Blade of Miquella, Goddess of Rot.

The original piece has sold but I put some prints in the shop!

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I don't think I've ever been more miserable playing a video game than I did with Elden Ring last year because my god I am *terrible* at it - but it was so effing gorgeous and the lore was too delicious, I muscled through it anyway. It was my first Souls game, I intend to play more, but I need a break first. I think Malenia was the most failed attempts that I've ever had in a boss fight, to the point that I'm still proud of myself for finally beating her 😂

[egg-noodle]

Adrestian Trio!

[clarissaexplainingitall]

horrible wretched becursed miquella fic that's been rotting my brain for nearly 2 years: finally finished

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[dakkpasserida]

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I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

[mystery-moose]

1) I’m fucking astounded this is a robot voice.

2) I’m fucking losing my mind laughing.

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[aowna]

A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea...