Nerd of All Trades.

Clarissa - Gamer & Writer. Soulsborne fanatic, tabletop GM, bird parent, medical shitshow, horror lover.

[egg-noodle]

Adrestian Trio!

[clarissaexplainingitall]

horrible wretched becursed miquella fic that's been rotting my brain for nearly 2 years: finally finished

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[dakkpasserida]

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I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

[mystery-moose]

1) I’m fucking astounded this is a robot voice.

2) I’m fucking losing my mind laughing.

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[aowna]

A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea...

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here

[inkpixels]

The King in Yellow

4 colors, pixelart

[clarissaexplainingitall]

i hope the package thieves enjoy their six pound bags of fucking bird pellets

[hyphose]

Anthy Himemiya & Nanami Kiryuu - Utena la fillette révolutionnaire

The Witch and the Girl who laid an egg

[noelledeltarune]

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

[clarissaexplainingitall]

pipeline from "fine fuck you i'll message the doctor" to "next available appointment scheduled this is not optional" claims another one lads

[dateamonster]

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

[misericordiia]

fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[beedsm5]

ohh i have plany off seam allowance.,,