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saxon and shane should both come back for season 4 so they can meet. i feel like they might get along for 0.5 secs but then they'll hate each other cause they're so similar. and then the season can end with them murdering each other <3 yay 🙂 .

#the white lotus #and then the whole vacation while they're fighting lochy and rachel can be in the background like: '🙂🙂🙂 this is fine 🙂🙂🙂'#i mean i guess lochy technically doesnt have to be there but to complete the shane/rachel saxon/lochlan parallels in my head he does #i mean idk how this is gonna happen considering the ratliffs are broke af now. but it should.#shane patton #saxon ratliff

as im sure we're all gagged by the szn 3 finale i am here to provide my usual deplorable content ♡

per usual i'll write for literally anyone from any of the seasons but i'll prob prioritize szn 3 characters just bc they're everyone's faves rn!

sex, drugs, murder -- any of the usual white lotus things are fine with me! i'm fine w/ most 'triggering' content anyway but you can check my regular guidelines for more info

if you'd rather get preferences than a drabble, pls limit it to 5 characters so i can give you detailed responses for each :P

and, as always, if you don't specify the reader's gender/sexuality i'll default to neutral!

dat's it pls send in whatever you want and i'll start posting them this weekend! depending on the influx i can't promise i'll get to all of them but i will do my best teehee 🪷