uhhhh so this just happened in TinyChat
we ended up imagining how Alex Armstrong would have sex
and I literally cannot breathe omfg
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wwinrys: you know who I would totally bang
wwinrys: Alex Louis Armstrong
avataralphonse: everyone on that show is just so UNF I CANT DEAL
theblindbeifong: HAHAHAHAHA
wwinrys: it would be the sparkliest sex ever
tristian: can you imagine
tristian: THIS TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY
theblindbeifong: glitter instead of something else........
tristian: FOR GENERATIONS
tristian: and then he goes down
wwinrys: THE ART OF POUNDING LADIES HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS
colonelmustang: omgbdj DDS jdjcjdkfjfog
theblindbeifong: SWBJGZB KDJFN'JDFAKBEAHBRVOEA' VV
wwinrys: omfg though he'd pound you literally into the ground
avataralphonse: i mamd dead
colonelmustang: can u imagine his dick size
wwinrys: omg and imagine being pregnant with an armstrong child
wwinrys: it would literally punch its way out of your womb
theblindbeifong: asjkwfkfnbklnbear
theblindbeifong: AMY OMFG
colonelmustang: fucking fifteen lb baby
theblindbeifong: ha it said bear at the end of that
theblindbeifong: like izumi
wwinrys: THE AMNIOTIC FLUID WOULD BE SPARKLY
theblindbeifong: glitter cum
wwinrys: omg his sperm would like shoot through your stomach
theblindbeifong: olivier would rip your head off during sex
theblindbeifong: domination until death
colonelmustang: when he cums his curl sticks up like a unicorn horn
theblindbeifong: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
avataralphonse: ALEX WHY OMG HAHAHAH
avataralphonse: i am trying not to make noise but im laughing so hard
theblindbeifong: cying into my pillow
wwinrys: WHICH SPERM WOULD BE THE WINNER THOUGH
theblindbeifong: ALL THE SPERM
colonelmustang: ten fifteen pound babies at once
wwinrys: god forbid Armstrong's into fisting
theblindbeifong: ALEX HOLY SHIT
theblindbeifong: WITH THOSE IRON THINGS
colonelmustang: fIsting omg im snorting
wwinrys: I am sobbing omfg
theblindbeifong: here lies me death by smy
colonelmustang: thaat ass though. worth it.
theblindbeifong: i want the booty
wwinrys: what if he's gay
tristian: imagine sig/alex sex
theblindbeifong: oh my god
theblindbeifong: THAT WOULD BE SO INTENSE
wwinrys: if he's a bottom
colonelmustang: fuck ibthought yoy meant me
wwinrys: I FEEL SO BAD FOR THE TOP
theblindbeifong: THIS IS THE BETS CHAT EVER
colonelmustang: oh God Alex is totes bottom
wwinrys: or if he were a top
theblindbeifong: buns of steel
theblindbeifong: iron buns
wwinrys: he's not just the Strong ARM Alchemist
