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Let me pour some coffee in this feeder so I can sip it with my tongue

Dental care is important, especially after I chugged a whole soda can and left it in the car

Yes, we can.

They make the ashtrays bigger and bigger, nowadays

Hey, roll a spliff and make sure the next one renting this car knows it. Know what? Smoke it in the car, in case it's to dark to see the dirt.

Please, don't mind me spilling coffee everywhere, I'm a filthy uneducated fu*k.

"I'm glad I don't have to buy a car and can make a mess in one that doesn't belong to me."

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