Sep 6, 2024
au where after shisui rips his eye out, stuffs it in a crow, and steps off the cliff, itachi instinctively uses the shunshin to catch him. now they're both alive and nobody has a mangekyou except danzou so they have to like actually deal with their problems and shit
#naruto#naruto shippuden#i'm going with the itachi shinden version of how the crow got it which is admittedly a book i haven't read but w/e#uchiha itachi#uchiha shisui#shimura danzou#sharingan crow#itachi: holy shit shisui!#shisui: dude wtf i was trying to kill myself??#itachi: WHY DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T STOP YOU????#shisui: I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE MANGEKYOU IDIOT#itachi: HOW WOULD THAT IMPROVE OUR SITUATION IT DIDN'T WORK FOR YOU WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT POWERS I'D HAVE#shisui: oh yeah good point. whew dodged a bullet there thanks itachi. where'd that crow go#itachi: it flew away. it's a bird#shisui: it was supposed to follow you around#itachi: well clearly it's not fucking doing that now is it#shisui: ok so uh itachi i may have some bad news#itachi; we're going to be unable to avert a civil war?#shisui: no. worse#itachi: what's worse????#shisui: you're going to have to actually talk to your father#itachi: ....#shisui: look man i know it's tough but-#itachi: that was. that was an option??#shisui: .......ok dodged two bullets. btw do you think we can convince the clan my eyes just did that#itachi: no#(obito has the crow. if anyone was wondering. you just gave him kotoamatsukami you fucking losers)