To everyone who doesn't know Kid Icarus: Uprising....
Which event doesn't happen in the game?
The gods talk about pizza coupons while the world is being destroyed
Pit possesses a dog and gets weirdly hungry for trash
Hades kills a family because of distracted chariot driving
One of the gods is confirmed to have browsed "Divinipedia"
There is a fake moon and it is a prison for a dimensional parasite
Dark Pit absorbs the power of a god to use as a mobility aid (king)
The Three Sacred Treasures get stolen and worn by a giant octopus
Pit gets fucking eaten by Hades
A goddess turns from a blob of fire to a sexy anime girl by going into water
I know the answer, I just want to see results
Reblog for sample size because I know most of my followers know the game XD














