#sharkageddon

[olath124]

Shark week started in the middle of the week so it's not over.

Mostly because I love the aquarium setup. (I may end up making it even bigger... It's so relaxing moving fishies and seaweed around).

So, after the first gift, he they decided to make a whole photoset with the sharkies (Here you can see both Shark and Violet Norris. Yes, he gifted her a shark. Named like her. Isn't that marvelous?). Because there's nothing that ties a room together better than a triptych of 48"x36" prints of them with their butts hanging out among sharks.

P. S. Violet is still not dumb enough to jump in an aquarium filled with sharks so they are added in post-production.

P. S. 2 No sharks, nor Jagos were harmed in the making of this shot. (He was sick of it, so he decided to hire a professional)

P. S. 3 V: "Why your dick is tastefully covered while my ass is completely hanging out?" K: "Oh! Didn't notice..."

[olath124]

@kdval's comment convinced me to roam into my unedited and unshared pics folder.

@ouroboros-hideout's beer convinced me that this was an amazing thing to share.

The internet will remember you both. Dunno if they'll thank you, though.

And remember:

[olath124]

The sharknanigans go on and on:

With Violet trying to tease him a bit in a moment where they're not seeing each other (probably she escaped to Siberia to meet Aon... And escape from the sharkageddon)...

And him answering accordingly.

As you can imagine he's not the one taking the picture.

[olath124]

After Vio's complaining about his ass not being out in the open he decided to accept the challenge. Because he's not second to anyone. And everyone deserves to watch his ass.

So... The final pic from the tryptic.

Vio doesn't want to know if this is the original unedited pic. At this point, she's too afraid to ask.

So we don't know if a shark was harmed in the making of this pic. We only know that Jago was because he had to help Hansen decide which photo was "the more tasteful" (He decided for himself in the end anyway...).

[olath124]

"Priorities. I'm gonna have a tattoo of Shark Norris too before I have one of you."

K. Hansen

On his best americans.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[thethingsitry]

Watching my nephew, @aalexander808's father, @kaladacaptain's #sharkageddon episode on #sharkweek. Keep it moving, Kala!! 🏄 #practicealoha #ilovehawaii

[brevet]

Discovery Channel's website says that this year's Shark Week is "Sharkageddon" themed and I'm like smh.

I miss the old Shark Week.