#sharkbottom

[mistercupidstunt]

My sister, upon hearing about my third nipple

[lord-ofbears]

He's too scared to tell you but Bagel Man says he hates you tagging foxes as fax machines because they're too majestic for such a menial tag but he's scared you'll want to fight him

Good.

[lord-ofbears]

How were the adventures of Food Boy for you?

I haven't watched it YET but when i do the earth will tremble the dogs will howl and i will cry 

[poison-siren]

(Kawaii face that I can't use bc I'm on mobile)

url: don’t get it | not bad | nice | good job | love it omg | who did you kill

theme: not my type | ehh | decent | I like it | pretty amazing | I’m stealing it

icon: don’t get it | not bad | nice | pretty | flawless omg | 10/10 best

posts: not my type | not bad | nice job | love | perfection | give me your password

following: no sorry | just followed | yes |

overall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |8 | 9 | 10

compliment: You're super pretty & rad and I love your blog!! :3 <3 

Send me a (ㆁᴗㆁ✿) and I’ll rate your blog

[poison-siren]

sharkbottom replied to your post “To the people who are brave enough to reblog my selfies I’m literally...”

I choose everywhere

good choice ;)

[poison-siren]

sharkbottom replied to your post “Pink, rose, purple, plum, lavender, orange, grey (but in a wibbly nervous I-want-to-be-your-best-friend way) ALL OF THE NICE ONES OKAY I JUST REALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND”

let's do it right now here on the table

hell yes  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[poison-siren]

Pink, rose, purple, plum, lavender, orange, grey (but in a wibbly nervous I-want-to-be-your-best-friend way) ALL OF THE NICE ONES OKAY I JUST REALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND

Pink - I think you’re cute. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot.Plum - I would fuck you. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you.  Grey - You scare me.

aaaahhhh thank you bae!! :3

[sexy-dice]

sharkbottom replied to your post:18, 26, 28, 36, 39, 44

I feel like we need to have a word about 28 and I love 44 it’s the perfect one to reply to me with

we don't need to talk about 28, and it's almost as if I picked a fact I knew you'd love