The Many Minds of Mr. Cupid Stunt

Every time I lose my mind I simply get another.

[ozempicofficial]

[terradni]

[animentality]

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[punishedsaints]

[jvlianbashir]

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

[weaselle]

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

[yadelah]

This kinda required my brain a bit

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[complex-analytic-dysfunction]

[changeling-automaton]

Unironically I think this meme is really good for explaining why maths formalisms and notation are so valuable, even when they seem cumbersome/convoluted. It's an incredibly precise way to describe the interaction of a lot of related-but-meaningfully-distinct concepts, and this is a great showcase of that, thank you Lynn Chordbug you're the best.

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[lesbianshepard]

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

[womanenjoyer]

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

[otabekisautistic]

“this is a lesbian-only space” no this is the tiktok comments on a chappell roan video

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[homunculus-argument]

The fun thing with finnish is that the most common way of saying "this is none of your business" can also be interpreted as "this is not within the reach of your hearing", as in 'you are too far away from this to hear anything', so if someone's airing out their dirty laundry LOUDLY while also being IN PUBLIC, if you butt in to the conversation and they tell you to mind your own business, you can be pedantic and go "actually I can hear y'all just fine. If it's none of my business then lower your damn voices."

[json-derulo]

the real question isn't "how is the surgeon the boy's parent when we know his father died in the car wreck" (answer: the surgeon was a woman #feminism). what we should really be asking is, "how is the surgeon?" how will this newly widowed single mother juggle her very demanding job, her son's grief (assuming he survives the surgery), and her own grief? after losing her husband so tragically, will she ever be able to open her heart to someone else and try again? how long will that take? is she fruity at all? can i have her number? the car accident wasn't my fault btw

[thememedaddy]

[wirelessmousegirl]

thinking about military grade love potions...

[wirelessmousegirl]

Highly potent love serum that rewrites a victims moral stances and sense of self through violent chemical conditioning, making obedience, devotion, and reverence to the keyed in target of affection chemically rewarded while attempted rejection is physically painful, to the point that the body self defense mechanisms would rather shut down and knock the victim unconscious before disobeying

Love pathogen that spreads through the air and through shared fluids and acts as a potent aphrodisiac, disabling entire armies as those infected can think only of pleasing others and sharing there now all consuming bliss by any means necessary.

Self love potion that makes its victim bold and confident but that radiates outwards, inducing a powerful sense of jealousy and possessiveness in people nearby that forces them to get as close to the victim as possible to keep them from others, and in later stages encouraging the obsessed to change their appearance, mannerisms, and morals to better fit the source of their affection.

[fatebound-puppet]

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

[gaslit-dipshits]

[appalachian-werewolf]

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[leebrontide]

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