#sharkprice

[sharkface-daydreams]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: G Pairing: Sharkface/Aiden Price Word count: 763 Summary: Slogging through paperwork can sometimes have a silver lining. Notes: Snippet from larger unfinished work, same AU as Moonlight Musings.

i got sad yesterday and buried myself in a fragmented AU i’ve been working on for probably like a year and it’ll never be done but i like this chunk as a standalone *sad party horn noises*

[sharkface-daydreams]

no-pfl SharkPrice au where Aiden joins Charon's scientists and security guard Sharkface keeps tripping over his boots every time he sees the handsome new nerd and his friends all make fun of him but the cute guy in the lab coat will smile and wave back at him so everything's fine actually 🥰

[shychangling]

Price and Sharkface’s frienship is basically this

Price: I have realized you must be lonely at night. Terrance. Shark: what no Price climbing into his bed: if you insist I shall nap with you Shark: Dude

[grifalinas]

sharkface stuggling to neigh and act like a pony but when he does he feels so much better and relaxed and he's surprised by this at first but then not bc of who Aiden is and what he does

Man I’m not even into pony play and I love this

[grifalinas]

he wears black with red accents pony gear esp the corset that cuts below his nipnops, with a butt plug tail that matches his hair and has a diff pony name for him self (idk what itd be tho) aiden has matching Jock outfit B)

go on

[happyanon-spreadlovenothate]

Sharkface? :D

(I’m going to assume you meant Sharkprice, otherwise this meme might get a little dull) 

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

Sharkface, he wanted to see them explode.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

It’s usually Aiden who forgets to cover the fish tank, Terrence complains about “scaring the fish” 

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Aiden has a hard drive full of Sharkface being Sharkface.

who breaks the most phones

Aiden learned not to use the alarm on his phone after the third time Terrence crushed it to silence it. 

who dies first

Sharkface

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

Aiden

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

Witty banter has never been Sharkface’s strong suit, but he thinks he sounds sinister.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

No one falls off the bed because Sharkface has a death grip on Aiden that doesn’t end until he wakes up.

who uses the computer most

Aiden, 90% of his job is on the computer

[happyanon-spreadlovenothate]

Prompts huh? How 'bout this [Pardon this - I'm kinda sick and based off something i wrote past 12am]: Sharkprice: It was Sharkface's turn to do the 'weekly-innie-shop' for the rest of the group. Somehow on the way back he ended up covered in flour, eggs, milk and birds. Aidan was walking home at this point and saw all that happen. Sharkface panicked and shouted "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I SWEAR!!". Aidan chuckled at the sight while Sharkface blushed uncontrollably. He ran off back... [prt1]

prt2] … the Innie hideout. When asked what had happened, Sharkface simply replied “DON’T EVEN ASK”. Considering how bad Aidan’s day was, seeing the guy like that was a welcomed distraction. He was also kind of handso– ‘don’t even think like that you are too old for him’. [Later on they meet and accidently fall in love and it’s adorable for everyone involved.]

So I’m going to put this one under a cut just because the actual prompt is quite long. Also I’m going to put this as after the prompt because of how detailed it already is. 

“Aiden?” Sharkface was curled behind his lover, absently tracing patterns on the man’s smooth stomach as they lounged in bed together. 

“Yes Terrence?” Aiden nuzzled into Terrence’s arm. 

“Do you remember the first time we met?” 

“The first time...Oh! You mean when you were covered in food and running down the road cursing and covered in food? That made my day so much better, seeing that.”

“ Wait...that was you?! I was talking at the UNSC project meetings but I had no idea that you had seen me when that freak cabbage cart came rolling by and covered me in the groceries.” 

“It was, I thought you were adorable and the whole situation was hilarious. Especially when that man came running after you, screaming about cabbages. You brightened up my whole day.” Aiden turned to face Terrence then, letting himself be pressed into the mattress as Sharkface rolled on top of him. 

“Well I’m glad it brightened up your day, I had to spend the next two weeks hiding from surprisingly knowledgeable cabbage salesman and the mockery of my friends.” Terrence leaned in closer, the ghost of a breath puffing against Aiden’s lips, “Maybe you should show me just how much it meant to you hmm?”

“Gladly,” and Aiden rose up the half an inch to press their lips together, pouring all the love and affection into the kiss as he could.  

[grifalinas]

The Price of the Stars

In the space of a moment, Stanley Stasney lost everything- his best friend, his roommates, his lover, his job... everything. Now he's the court jester of the mercenary who took that from him.

Fortunately, there are a couple of former prisoners who are willing to make him feel better.

With their dicks.

Pairings: Starprice (Sharkface/Price/Stasney), past Stasmayers Rating: M/Explicit (it’s nothing but porn, folks)