ANDY BECKETT | 29 | BARTENDER AT RETROGRADE
whaddup my friends. i’m excited to bring you guys my absolute garbage can of a gal andy. more on her —
Local, messy, generally kind of nightmare child. She’s super flakey, and holds absolutely everyone to the standard of paying attention to her when she needs it. Kind of like a stray cat tbh, she’ll wander off for weeks at a time and show up at your doorstep three weeks later like it’s not weird. (And can probably be lured in with food.)
Currently a bartender at Retrograde, but really and truly can’t hold down a job to save her life. She’s been bartending at her current gig for six months, which is a record. On a similar note, terrible with money. Don’t lend it to her, you’ll never see it again and she’ll forget it wasn’t hers to begin with.
Parental issues left and right. Her mom still lives in town, but Andy dodges her calls like they’re a pathogenic disease. (To be fair, the conversations usually either end, or begin, with her mother asking for money. Like mother like daughter, though the last time someone dared to say that to her, it ended in a fight and another lost job.) She doesn’t know who her dad is, but if Andy is asked, she makes up a new person each time. A traveling salesman. A convicted murderer. A prince of a country in Europe that has a population of 112 people. Just depends on the day.
Growing up, she and her mother bounced from one tiny apartment to the next, ended up on the street or in shelters a time or two when they couldn’t find a couch to crash on when money was short. Andy’s been working since she was 13. The work ethic is there — the temperament and the consistency are not.
A truly terrible girlfriend. Fun at first, but it takes no time at all for her charm to wear off.
On that note, hates Emma Muller and only Emma Muller. Ask her about it and she’ll spit in your drink I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.
Tends to be a bit rough and tumble, will solve disputes with a chugging contest or an arm wrestling much. (She almost always loses the latter, 10/10 times claims the other person cheated when she does).
Most popular greetings include: middle fingers, awkward tackles, and ‘sup fucker.’
Fun dumb stats:
Zodiac Sign: Leo
MBTI: ENTJ
Enneagram: Type 8 wing 7
Temperament: Choleric
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Moral Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Primary Vice: Hedonism
Primary Virtue: Candor
Element: Fire
For connections:
Roommate.
Ex(es).
Enemies.
One night stands.
Regular bar patrons/ drinking buddies.
Neighbors. (Who probably whole-heartedly hate her.)
Tbh anything?
