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No but really who's the hottest person in town? I know you want to say me but we gotta get you out of your SHELL
God, kid. Am I a snail or something? Oh, wait... Snails don’t get out... I should be a snail so I wouldn’t have to get out... of.. my shell. The hottest person for me would be....
Did YOU betray James and Lily??????
me to my cat
If she answered, it meant we could fix things. If she didn't, it meant I wasn't wasting my time waiting on someone who doesn't want me.
I needed to ask my dad if he was working, but i was cooking and my cat happened to be walking by, so instead i went, "hey midnight can you ask dad if he's working tomorrow?"
Mum: What are you doing?
Me: It's a tape measure.
Mum: What are you DOING?
Me: I'M MEASURING MY PENIS
a facebook conversation between we and my mom
Me: Mom
Me: im hungry
Me: can you bring me some frenc fries
Me: plz?
Scrolling through Facebook right now is surreal. It alternates between “so proud of our country for legalizing gay marriage!” and “I cannot fathom how far our Christian nation has fallen” and it’s terrifying.
*whispers*
Tessa
