#she's 57

[thundergrace]

Lady Danbury is gorgeous 😍

[smallnico]

ah yes. “brilliant, but needs to try harder”. the phrase of endless suffering

[old-sou1s]

my mom has no chill

Me: i was up really late last night & i couldn't find anything to eat besides a bag of cool ranch doritos

Mom: Well whenever I call from the store you don't tell me to get anything soo...

Me: Ya well y'know how it is it's like when someone asks you what your favourite movie is & you try & think of every movie you've seen & you can't remember them

Mom: Well that's not my fault

Me: Ya I know but what I'm saying is that we just need a list

Mom: well we have a dry erase board y don't you use that

Me: Really? You & I both know that all of those markers r dead

Mom: Well you haven't told me to get any of those either

Me: Alright mom (but in reality i'm salty as hell)

[bloodyshxes]

how old are you and how tall??

[slippingintoacomabored-blog]

btw there's an old lady on your backyard raising her cane at you aka it's their birthday

[vickythehuman]

happy birthday ma

[cantankerouscatfish]

Mum yelled at me for not liking kids.

"You don't like yourself???"

"No! I mean, I don't, but I'm not, like, five. Please stop."