#she's mostly joking

[johannawalkley-blog]

“It’s NO FUN being slutty at Pride because everyone else is doing it too. I like being the ONLY slut in the room.”

[yayahooyippee]

are you also addicted to caffeine and refuse to drink normal water like your father?

🌈 "YES, but I don't need help, I need MORE COFFEE!"

[fartemis-crock-a]

*finger guns*

bingo @therebetterbepie

---not entirely surprising.

"mmm--- ya got a deal breaker there, cowboy. not giving me your left-overs? cruel."

[joey-baker]

Group Message: Ethan & Ian

Joey: Look! It's denim. I can wear my boots.

Joey: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=36363512

[newxyorkers-blog]

                       "So, let's clear things up.                                        You're a little bitch."

[officerwest-blog]

Apart from some cuts and scrapes from falling, Jessica wasn't really visibly injured--if you didn't count leaning against a bench, wondering why she was even a cop when she couldn't be bothered to walk on a sprained ankle. But it fucking hurt like hell... Maybe it was more than a sprain, after all. "This is pathetic, y'know," she sighed when she saw Randy, shaking her head. "Me being this dependent on you. It's pathetic."

[theboxofevil-blog]

Hey, hot stuff.

[vergess]

Ter: Yes. Sticky tape and maple syrup do wonders. *Goofy smile*

Rels: I'll be sure to keep that in mind if I ever need to put a hit out on anyone.