#she's psycho

[dope-and-divine]

Finally watched 'Gone Girl'

And

[girlwithbird-blog]

Rose getting way too krunk to the Disney playlist oh my god

[asktheimperfectangel]

Once Human...

You know, I was once like you, a long, long, time ago...

...

My memory has been clouded by the ink, but I think I once worked here. If I remember correctly, I was a voice actor here. I voiced objects before... I voiced... I was perfect for that role, I felt like I was made for that role, like it was my life’s true calling. but then, that role was taken away... by someone I worked with...

…

I hated her, I despised her, I wanted that role, the role I was destined for, but NO, I was left BEHIND by the ONE who replaced ME! HOW COULD YOU REPLACE YOUR ANGEL JOEY!?!? WHY WASN’T I PERFECT ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!? I can be perfect! I’m trying to be perfect, AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM BECOMING PERFECT!

I AM THE ANGEL! I am to be respected, to fear, to hide from! I WON’T STOP UNTIL I REACH PERFECTION, EVEN IF I HAVE TO KILL EVERY LAST CREATURE HERE TO CAPTURE THAT BEAUTY FOR... MY... SEEEEEEEEELF!!!!!

[spladoum]

“... alright, Captain. We have a definite confirmation on your Adrian Pugh. He’s in the warehouse district at the Baker’s Dozen. He’s armed, he has at least four guys with him tonight. They’ve been partying since 7 pm, so they’re probably all lit up by now. I’d say they’ll be unpredictable at best. You sure you want to do this alone?” “Yes, Jessup, I’m sure and I’m doing it alone. I’m wired, you can listen to the whole thing live and in stereo. If you decide to send backup after me, keep them at least a block away at all times. If I don’t specifically call for help, my line stays completely silent tonight. We clear?” “... as crystal, Ms. Shin Yi.”

[proudestmonkeey]

Tila Tequilas twitter is such a menagerie of fucketry and insanity that it’s almost poetic.

[wildflowers-and-a-nap]

Last night, I told my best friends to “sit down , son!” -and I don’t know if she panicked or something -but she ended up looking up at me and going “yes daddy” and I couldn’t breath I was laughing too much.

[jennylosesthejiggle]

Yumma. Kind of like a brownie but if it were a cracker. Angry eating because my sister decided to get the same hair cut as me and still pretending she walk on water. Copy cat punk bitch.

[nora-theexplora]

It's really funny because people think my mom is this sweet angel, but like, have you met her.