Jenna Loses The Jiggle

30/F 5'6" Married. Make-up Artist and I live in Canada.

[jennylosesthejiggle]

I’m sorry tumblrverse for abandoning you for so long. But look what I made (granted he’s almost 5 months old now)

[jennylosesthejiggle]

I realize I never updated here. I spend all my free time sleeping these days. We got to see the little blueberry on ultrasound last week! Measuring right on time with a heart beat of 153.

🎉We’ve officially ‘graduated’ from our fertility clinic and I’ll move to my maternity Dr. (Literally the building next door but still!) I have a butt load of appts coming up and retesting my TSH because they upped the meds again. We should be getting our genetic screening done around 12 weeks and we’ll choose to find out the sex of the baby then too!

Obviously sticking with optimism for now, I know we’re by no means in the safe zone but this feels pretty darn good.

[jennylosesthejiggle]

Hi Tumblr world, I’ve been hiding out because IVF is a TRIP and I just need to yell into the void (no one IRL gets to know this for another week!) and be excited that…

I’m PREGNANT!

My beta HCG had to be over 50, and it was 101 today! Thursday they want to see it double then I can book my first ultrasound for 4 weeks from now. I can’t even comprehend that this is happening…

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

[reikah-deactivated20190906]

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Some of the highlights of that video include:

The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing

So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do

The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)

How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”

Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song

[aces-to-apples]

Only days before my state went into lockdown, “Bohemian Rhapsody” came on in the restaurant kitchen I’d just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.

[zohbugg]

[solitarelee]

[jennylosesthejiggle]

After I get my new job I’m getting my nose pierced

[lordesribs]

Lorde vs other celebs on hot ones

[khealywu]

extremely funny

[ishouldjuststayhome]

I love her.

[ordinarily-beautiful]

anyway if anyone needs me on november 19, i’ll be laying on my floor listening to the 10 minute version of “all too well” and feeling all my feelings.

[jennylosesthejiggle]

Putting in my two-ish weeks notice at the end of this week.

DONE with shitty (manager) people. I’d rather work at McDonald’s. I actually feel bad for my littles and their families though

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jennylosesthejiggle]

Just need to shout into the void that I posted this (disturbing yet hilarious to me) magnet on my IG as we are on the mainland for the weekend and a somewhat close friend messaged me and ASKED IF THIS WAS A WAY TO ANNOUNCE IM PREGNANT ???

What in the actual flying fuck. Me, a very loudly proclaiming infertile will not be vague posting about a pregnancy. I will be shouting it from the god damn rooftops if I’m pregnant.

Instantly blocked.

All negative and stupid folks will be blocked with no explanation. I’m so done.

[liberalsarecool]

Imperialism kills.

They stole the land and killed the children.

[rightsoherewego]

The second infographic has been updated.

Also, here’s the caption to @sleepybirchtree’s post, which notes that the 139 number is misleading, as it only reflects the number of schools that the Canadian federal government accepted legal responsibility for:

“This infographic is an ongoing project meant to help put things in perspective. By the time you are seeing it, more children may have been found. The schools in the original graphic represent the 139 Residential Schools that the Canadian Federal Government accepted legal responsibility for in the Indian Residential School Survivor (IRSS) Settlement. In reality, there were far more. It is estimated that 1300 such schools [existed] in Canada”

[theconcealedweapon]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jennylosesthejiggle]

I have only told 2 people IRL because it feels so far away but we had our call Wednesday with the clinic and we’ve decided to move onto IVF and we were approved!

I never thought we would do IVF. Despite us not expecting to have issues with fertility to begin with, I though IVF was a big scary expensive monster. It still is to be honest-but after the almost hour long phone call with our oh so patient and lovely Dr she made me feel comfortable and confident in the process and our chances of success. She gave us the highest possible success rate at 70%! I’m flabbergasted.

My ovarian reserve is stocked full of eggs so she anticipates 20-40 eggs from our egg retrieval. Who knows how many will fertilize and mature but damn, that’s a great number to start. Of course there’s always a chance my body doesn’t respond to the meds but I exceeded the response when we were stimulating them with Letrozole before so I feel good about the injections working well. The act of injecting myself (or having M do it as most partners do) is a different story. M is worried sick about it and I might just do them myself to keep the stress off of him, although I’m sure after our class on how to do it he will take a stab at it (get it, cause it’s needles?!)

Anyways I had to blab this all out somewhere because I have slept like crap the last two night letting my mind run rampant about spending all of this money, and the trips to the main land, and finally FINALLY having a baby! Which by my calculations if embaby #1 is successful would arrive July/August 2022. We decided to take some times off. Read: I need a mental, physical, and emotional break. So I have a few tests to get done and we will start protocol in September!

[floridakilo]

[bff0f7]

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

[adamtheredbeard]

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough

“The Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.”

[afronerdism]

Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

[doobiebenson]

[butch-bakugo]

I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

[hiddengoddess93-deactivated2025]

😔😭 breaks my heart everytime I see these posts. My grandpa would tell me stories of how the nuns would hit his knuckles with rulers until they bled, just because they could. How they treated him like he wasn't even human. Smfh Native Americans will always be the governments biggest secret and coverup.. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽