#shehasnoidea

[chia915]

I always say I hate Monday’s cause I sleep horribly the night before. Not sure if it’s cause I know I have to work, or internal anxiety and preparedness but whatever.

So of course I have Monday off for Presidents’ Day, and then sleep horribly that night (last night). Woke up at 2 am panicking. I had britt listen to my heart to make sure it wouldn’t explode. She didn’t think I was crazy and reassured me we are going to grow to be 80 years old together and die in each other’s arms in our sleep. While I doubt I’ll make it that far, she never ceases to amaze me. Even among our sleepless nights.

[januarydivide]

Clay Henry III

My brother and some friends are about to go on a road trip, and we’re telling his gf about how they need to stop in Lajitas to let her meet the mayor.

Brother: Yeah, I buy the mayor a beer every time I go through town so we’re pretty good friends.

Gf: Oh, neat.

Me: *resisting the urge to snicker* Yeah, he’s a cool dude. I’ve never met him but I know some stuff.

Gf: Oh, so like a family friend?

Me: *smirking* Yeah, kinda.

Anyways, this is the mayor:

[lukettuite]

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To cute not to just have on my story! Haha love this pooch! . . #viviennetheteacuppoodle #teacuppoodle #vivienne #dogwithswagger #instagay #beardedhomo #loverofmine #alannahmyles #song #shehasnoidea #gaysydney #balmainsydney #scruffyhomo #lovethisdog #instadog #funtimes #hotguyswithdogs (at Balmain, New South Wales, Australia)

[alxmza]

#proposal #popthequestion #shehasnoidea momentos antes de sacar el anillo #sorpresa (en Explanada Sopladores)

[ifaabeyo]

I can't make this up ..😂🤣this sister ask me how much are my readings I told her she said that's too much , I have been read by Kevin spivey ??who the hell is that ., she goes for a session it should be cheaper 🤔 . She has been read by the best in the world ??? Wow I said ok thanks 😂🤣😂🤣👳🏾‍♀️👳🏾‍♀️ some headaches you just don't need .. as my Padrino say "All money ain't good money "... 😂🤣🤗🙌🏾💓🤔😜😜😜😜#lovesuppliesbotanica #respectthamagic #iyawojourney #itsinmothershandsnow #fourcornersoflight #shehasnoidea #whybooboo #shegotjokestho #notontheave #ijustputallmybuttinsonchillmode (at Love Supplies Botanica)

[schatzi2adopt-blog]

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Watch to hear my plans for the weekend #surprise #shehasnoidea #mothersday

[mira-was-here]

Emelyn getting ready for the pool. #palmsprings #vacation #family #familytime #pool #pooltime #swimmer #swimming #sunscreen #daughter #momlife #lol #hilarious #toomuch #haha #omg #funny #clueless #cute #adorable #shehasnoidea (at Palm Springs, California)

[bodyinthetrunk865]

#SHEHASNOIDEA #HOWMUCHSHEzEVERMISSED #SOONBABYSOON (at Manteca, California)