Roach: I'd like to be in the friendzone! I like friends!
Sheldon: It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I was more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately as a gamer I don't get respect.
Roach: Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!
Sheldon: That just makes you a beta cuck.











