Pregnancy and Period machines
MC (OM): yep. *waddle over cause sheep*
Me: okay…so long story short. I dared them that they can’t last a whole pregnancy and horrible period cramps…
Yuu: now I install the one who think they can and one who think they deserve pain. So now, they’re all screaming.
Emma: Valid, turn it up one level will you?
Yuu: call it revenge. I still pissy at them for the stress. Is Crowley doing it too?
Yuu: turn it up all the way.
Arthur: OH BLOODY MURDER ON WINSTON CHURCHILL CIGARS!!!
Isaac: *holding both Arthur and Dazai hands* how much longer?
Me: uhhh……3 more hours? We’re halfway through though.
Vincent: it’s okay broer, just push. *tending to a screaming Theo*
Clavis: YESS DAMMIT!! GAAAAGGGHHHHH!!
Chevalier: this is idiotic. *holding Nokto and Clavis hands*
Me: might as well practice holding the hand of extreme strength when your beloved queen give birth.
Yves: push! Just push!! *tending to Jin, Leon, and Licht*
Jin: FACK! THIS FOOKIN HURTS!!!
Lucifer: out of all things. Why?
Mammon: SHUT UP LUCIFER!! JUST COMFORT- AHHHHHH!!!
Solomon: HOLD ME TIGHTER SIMEON!!!
Napoleon: just breath Jean! Just breath!
Mozart: *stuck holding his hands* …why???
Hideyoshi: *tending to the daredevils and Nobunaga*
Leyasu: *not amused at patting cold cloth on Masamune*
Keiji: HOLY-! THAT HURTS!! MY STOMACHE!!!
Kenshin: *regretting every choice he made* too…much..hgnnnh!!
Kennyo: *reciting scripture as Kicho stuck on holding both Motonori and his hands*
Kanetsugu: I got water m’lord!!
Leona: *regretting* SHI-! THAT HURTS!!!
Malleus: *silently suffering*
Ace: THIS HURTS! IY HURTS! TURN IT OFF! OFF!!!
Floyd: TURN IT OFFF!!!!! I SWEAR ILL SQUEEZE YOU!! *unholy screeching*
Idia: *looking at the screaming men while watching the monitors as the *doctor**
Ortho: *casually scanning them for any health needs*
Rook: *enjoying as he tends to Vil*
Epel: *more intrigue on watching Ace and Deuce suffer*
Grim is nowhere, hiding so he won’t be next*
Crewel: *holding Crowley hands with a scowl*
Trein: *helping out cause man had help his wife pregnancy giving birth before*
Me: anyway…they told me to turn it up one more level so bear with me. Crowley…your gonna have a painful all levels lmao!
Everyone *beside the people not doing it*: WHAAT!!!
Crowley: NOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: music to my ears. Lol
They learn their lesson after that. The one who didn’t do the pregnancy one is now forced to period cramps low to extreme|:
Comte: *on the ground, curling up*
Theo: *feeding Vincent sweets and water*
Vincent: *crying while smiling silently*
William: *crying on Vlad who is eating a lot of sweets strawberries and warm milk*
Riddle: *having a heating pad as a jacket*
Lucifer: how much longer?!
Napoleon: I have whole much respect now…how do you deal with this??? *wincing as he walks with a tampon in his ass*
Me: meds, experience, practice, and also! Years of silent suffering. I told you to get a pad.
Chevalier: I feel bloated…I can’t do anything without curling over.
Yves: *crying on Leon shoulder who is passed out from staying awake from the pain*
Jin: *rubbing Luke shoulder* more honey.
Trein: *holding Lucius tighter*
