#sherls

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ooo lookey here gang

so I stumbled upon adam and joel's interview by imaginary worlds and I heard this little thing which made me more excited for tomorrow

"Whole new dynamic" you say I see🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

Curiousee and curiouser.

[joleneillustrates]

is anyone else obsessed with jpw calling sherlock "sherls" because I am

[sherlockandcoobsessed]

The six napoleons.

I was relistening to part four. And. I swear to GAWD. The amount of creation. The eeriness. Napoleon Bonaparte. A.k.a MORIARTY. Is so creepyly hilarious. I can't.

Jonk calling him a twat made mah day.

And john saying "I trust you mate" cmon. Man. Are y'all trynna make me cry?????????

the case. Is. In. Da. Bag. Yas. Darlin.

(sherlock's crash out😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

AND THEN THE BLOODY CALL. IT WAS SO FOREBODING. WHY WHY WHY I SWEARRRRR. IF THEY HURT HIM.

Edit: okay. Yeah. They will hurt him i guess. Three garidebs. Here we go.

[froggyphobia]

Sherlock & Co fan art!!!!

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I loooooooooveeeee when john calls him Sherls it's soooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeee.🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Edit: He called him holmesy boy once. 🥺

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These people are kiling me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

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The Empty House Part Two🏚️🧐

(📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉) This was me the whole while I was listening.

(kinda like the violin part of our podcast theme song)

FIRST OFF. TELL ME WHY. (ain't nothing but a heartache (I can't help myself)) TELL ME WHY. ITS SO SMALL. WHY IS IT ONLY 27 MINS. WHY. HMM? HMM? HMM?

(Okay so in my area I don't the transcripts released or sm glitch or smtg I can't find it so I'll be typing it (I do like typing so heh))

listening to john saying "Previously on sherlock and co." Yup.

Tom the gregster YAAAAS HIIIII (I love him he is like the annoyed parent who is taking care of three kids 🥺)

gregs am tellin' ya nothing is weird to sherlock.

(does anyone else love sherlock and Tom bickering)

We was said 9 times.

Being beaten to a pulp asmr. Oh god. (My imagination is really vivid oh god.)

I can practically hear john shouting "DONT TRAUMATIZE THE LISTENERS BY DOING ASMR ON A DEAD MANS SKULL SHERLOCK"

"a bullet identical from the one taken from John's spine" I dunno why everytime he says john I wanna hug him.

"Rude" yes I completely agree with you mari.

hmm if Moran can shoot with that accuracy... Why didn't he shoot john in the head like the guy who was shot in the jugular, but if Moran didn't want john dead he wouldn't have said "it will be nice to be the last man you ever see" hmmm anyhoo I don't like Moran.

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT. FUCK THAT WAS TOO SUDDEN TOO FAST OH GOD. THE BGM MADE ME JUMP. NOPE. NOPE. OKAY THATS IT AM NOT GOING ANY FURTHER NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOT GONNA DO IT. (I paused it)

*deep breaths, hits resume*

FUCK YOU BITCH. MORAN I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOUR DISGUSTING THROAT. A TRIP WIRE???? FUCK YOU.

Sherlock: "GET OUT!"

Mariana: "NO!"

I SWEAR TO THE ONE ABOVE JOEL EMERY YOU MAKE THEM INJURED OR SOMETHING.

"am not leaving you" just kill me already.

📈📈📈📈📈😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BROTHER OH GOD. PLEASE. THIS IS SO STRESSFUL OH GOD OH FUCK.

He is concerned about Graham more than his life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"Tell... john am sorry... tell him I love him...if he too doesn't make it...I'll tell him myself....and you mariana live on... Your a great detective and you can still....."

.......................*long stare at the wall as I pause this here questioning my life choices*................................

tell....john....."I love him"..........I am dumbfounded........I........I........I....Sherls......(Cry sesh number one)

Okay. MARIANA PLEASE DO SOMETHING AM GONNA EXPLODEEEEE 😭😭😭😭

"YOUR RIGHT. I AM A GREAT DETECTIVE."

FUCK YES MARIANNA AMETXAZURRA ICON. I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

"SO ILL DETECT MY WAY OUT OF THIS STUPID MESS FROM THIS STUPID EVIL GIANT GUY WHOM I HATE" me and you both honey. CMON MARIANA CMON. YEAHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I am holding a wire that is an explosive trigger. OF COURSE AM THINKING." OH. OH YOU ARE THINKING ARE YOU? MR. SHERLOCK FUCKING HOLMES. YOU WERE THINKING OF MEETING JOHN IN HEAVEN FOR FUCKS SAKE. YOU WERE THINK DEATH YOU IDIOT USE YOUR BLOODY BRILLIANT BRAIN. WANKER.

A bomb. In the toilet. Yeah definitely how I thought this week's episode would go. Yup. No doubt. GET THE FUCKING WATER RUNNING FOR FUCKS SAKE.

"I swear to god If you blow yourself up I'll tell john" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WAHHHHHHHHH KILL ME NOW. MARIANA GO FAST PLEASE IWHSZUHAGUAJAJSVSHSJSJATHE FYCKING BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR FUCKS SAKE. AM ALREADY SCARED BITCH.

"WE BLOW UP TOGETHER OR NOT AT ALL" me too please? PAH-LEASE. PLEASE. 😭😭😭😭📈📈📈📈📈📈

"DO I LOOK LIKE I AM GOING TO ABANDON YOU?"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (cry sesh two).

"we're alive that's a good start" SHERLOCK I LOVE YOU I REALLY WANT TO PUNCH YOU THOUGH.

I DONT WANT TO HEAR ALL THE MECHANIC GOBBLEDYGOOK YOU IDIOTS. OH THANK FUCK. OHHHHHHH THANK GOOODNESSSSSS STHEY ARE ALIVE UNSCATHED *deep breaths of relief*

US THREE CRYING TOGETHER WOW AM LAUGHING AND CRYING OH GOD📈📉📉😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OH MY NERVES OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hug yes please I need that too. Please hug. Thank you very much.

"you're trembling" GREAT OBSERVATION DETECTIVE. YOU WERE READY TO DIE HMM? AND WHAT HAVE WE DEDUCED FROM THAT HUH?

(I love Graham mentions, please don't crush Graham I love all these people)

"Together or not at all". My heart. 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

DI TOM GREGSON. AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT NOW TOO.

"I almost tripped on the stairs.. very very very nearly spilt my tea but averted disaster" THESE TWO ALMOST TRIPPED AND FELL INTO THE AFTERLIFE YOU IDIOT.

"USE THE LOO IN THE RECEPTION. ITS A FUCKING CRIME SCENE" (flashback to the second stain where john showered in a crime scene god I love this podcast)

"I WASNT GOING TO THE TOILET YOU OAF." I love this this is hilarious.

"Unfortunately, Gregson was slightly right" 😭🤣🤣

"John would struggle" yes please love the short jokes keep em coming (speaking as a daily recipient of them T-T)

I love it when sherlock calls gregson names

"IM NEXT YOU FOOL."

Can y'all please stay with john. In the hospital AND NOT GO BACK.

"He will return to camden house to shoot through the glass across the street, right into my flesh." Sherlock. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

"you're under arrest" 😮 WHOA

"I dont have the time. The patience the energy to talk him into witness protection so he is going to be behind the bars where he is safe" DI TOM GREGSON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAASSSSSS

"I am rather fond of you and I want you to stick around" 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺this is AFORABLE STAWPPPPPPPPPP

"IS THIS about the Oaf comment? Because I withdraw it I withdraw IT ENTIRELY... GREGSON." BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OHHHHHH THIS WAS GOOOOOOOOODDDDD

HAAAAAA okie dokie this was. Brilliant episode love the way the did things. And "tell him I love him" thing from sherlock and "together or not at all" from mariana most people would be sceptical on the platonic or romantic question. But right now. My opinion. The three of them love each other like family. More than family. They just love each other. No strings attached. No strings need to be attached. (Still support jonklock though but yeah just gonna put this out there) This was a good'un.

Thanks for reading (apologies for the excessive caps usage. I LOVE IT)

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three...garidebs..part three...

The recap at the start is killing me....especially the jumping from window catching Killian scene.....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Unalived me pls.

Mariana is crying nooo.......my baby someone give her a hug....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"this is what john would've wanted" BABYGIRL STAWP TALKING LIKE HE IS DEAD I SWEAR TO GOD.😭😭😭

GUYS JOHN IS LITERALLY DYING HE IS NOT AT SECURITY FOR FUCKS SAKE.😭😭😭😭😭

"THIS IS NOT GOOD LISTENERS" OH YA THINK????? NO SHIT JOHN. NO SHIT.

It's internal oh god.oh godohdmy god god shitting god heck fuck ugh HE IS MEEDDICAALLY ANALYING HIMSELF OH GO D HIS VOICE OH GOD....ITS SO PAINFUL TO LISTEN OH GOODDDNESS.

PAUL WAGGOT I SWEAR TO GOD. HIS VOICE. JOHN. ITS SOOOOO FUCKING FEELS REAL. OH GOD. JOHN. FUCKASS. I WISH YOU WERE AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE YOU WANKER.

I swear. Them panning to Buckingham place is giving me anxiety

"cmon john where are you...jesus..." I think sherlock says this in the middle it's not giving in the transcript. *Anxiety peaks*

BLOODY HELL. NO. DONT YOU FUCKING DO THAT TO ME. OFCOUSE ITS FUCKING CAUSING ME DISTRESS WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAN????????

john....john........john...YOUR GONNA BE OKAY PLEASE DONT DO THAT TO ME.OH GOD. NOW YOUR MAKING ME CRY. GOD.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I am really gutted right now....................... His voice....it's...god. my heart I can't....

FUCK YEAH MOTHERLY INSTICNT EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING LISTEN TO CAROL I SWEAR. AM GOING ON A MURDER SPREE. I SWEAR. EVERYONE LISTEN TO CAROL RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Dont. Give. Me. The "upside is heaven" thing john. I swear ill kill you if you say that again. You idiotic dumbass. I love you so much.

THE PARTY I DONT CARRE I NEED YOU IN IT. YOUR GONNA BE IN IT. YOU R NOT GONNA SWITCH OFF. I KNOW THAT BULLET HOLE HURTS PLEASE JUST NO. DONT BE SORRY. PLEASE JUST STAY AWAKE. DONT SAY SORRY.

OH THANK GOD.

Yes carol he wouldn't absolutely miss it MOTHERLY INSTINCT EVERYONE APPLAUSE PLEASE

SHERLOCK IS HERE.YES.HE IS NOT THERE GO SAVE HIM FOR FUCKS SAKE.

YES SOMETHING IS WRONG YES. MAARIANA. FUCK THE KING I DONT CARE. GO SAVE JOHN.

RUN LIKE THERE IS NO Tommorow GUYS. cuZ THERE IS LITERALLY GONNA BE NO TOMORROW FOR HIM IF YALL DONT

"swindon have scored" I love you stammo. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Bro is literally dying pls.

SHERLOCK. TALK FASTER. GOD.

ohmygodohmygodohmygod thank god. He is talking briefly but oh god hoohgodohgod.

Sherlock's voice......oh my god.....I can not. Oh god...ohhh my fucking god.......ohhhhhhhhh shittting hell.

*Sherlock dashes to his side, slumping to his knees SHERLOCK (CRESTFALLEN) (CONT’D) John- tell me you’re not hurt- tell me you’re not-- John- can you hear me-*

I CANT. I SIMPLY. CANNOT. Kill me. Pls. Unalived right fucking now.

Yall cannot do this to me. Nope. Na uh. Gonna go cry my eyeballs out now. Great. Yup.

Am fine. Totally fine.

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... JOEL EMERY. WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU. I SWEAR. TO GOD.

JOEL. FUCKING. EMERY. I LOVE YOU ALOT. BUT RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR. I CANT AM Crying I SWEAR. AM GONNA. I CANT 😭😭😭😭

i don't know what to say. All I want to do is punch sherlock and hug him at the same time. Fuck. Sherlock no....babygirl its not your fault....stawp......

I love you Mariana Ametxazurra. I love you Mariana Ametxazurra. I love you Mariana Ametxazurra. I love you Mariana Ametxazurra. I love you Mariana Ametxazurra.

"Lots wee is coming out nicely well done on that" god I love carol. So fucking much.

Voicenotes from people......aw....so cute

I REPEAT NOT CUTE. NOT FUCKING CUTE. FUCKING NAPOLEON(MORIARTY OFC) AND MORAN YOU. YOU. YOU. I SWEAR ILL GET YOU. STOP FUCKING LAUGHING MANIAC IDIOTIC UGH. SHERLOCK YES LOVE THAT ANGER. SAME FEELING HERE MATE.

............well...................

Am fine. 🙂

I don't have any emotional stability to give to others after listening to this. So let's all cry together shall we?