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really behind on wtnv but i miss this freak
I'm starting to fall back in love with sheriff sam and now their living rent free in my brain - oh well
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Night Vale Obscure Ship Tournament
Round One
Mallardinal (Lauren Mallard/Dana Cardinal)
Pawn Sherrif (Jackie Fierro/Sherrif Sam)
art by @mudstoneabyss and @cowboyinternist respectively
The point is things are falling apart but not in the fun way, in the awful way.
The future is here. And it’s about 100 feet above the Arby’s.
So the only fanart I’ve seen is for Cecilos and Kevin, so before I see more characters in fanart, I’d like to share my personal headcannons about how I see some of the characters
(If i get something wrong that’s mentioned in cannon, lmk)
Dana:
Chubby and kinda short, but that just means she has more concentrated raw power
Her favorite color is green imo
She has large-ish glasses that make her eyes seem bigger than they are.
I think she either has shoulder length hair or almost a bob, but usually it’s kept short
I firmly believe she has squishy cheeks
Will steal your kneecaps
Update: I’ve since learned that Dana is Black. That doesn’t change too much about my hc tho. My bad
Sherrif Sam
I know this doesn’t matter in the slightest but it think they’re AMAB
They’re tall and lanky, but kind of terrifyingly so
Basically looks like Varrick from Legend of Korra
They have a stupid mustache that they somehow make fashionable.
I think they have a collection of knee-high boots, a pair for all occasions
They know hoe to pronounce Cecil’s name correctly. They just don’t.
They wear dresses and skirts just as much as they wear trousers, maybe even more so
Steve Carlsburg
Has a large belly, but proud about it
Surprisingly good at flipping burgers
Has a beard in the winter
Salt and pepper hair
He has kind of a Santa Claus face— jolly and trustworthy, yet seemingly all knowing
“Abby have you seen my keys?” “Steve you’d loose your head if it wasn’t attached to your neck”
Lets Janice paint his nails often, so his nails are always one color or another
He’s like,,, very average height
Much stronger than he looks, which comes in handy when Janice needs help with her chair (though Steve knows Janice can do just about anything by herself, she rarely needs help and he respects that)
He’s little bit of a himbo, like the kind of person to accept you unconditionally but take soooo long to get used to changes, though he means well
Yeah yeah I’m entirely late to the fandom but here are some things I need in future WTNV episodes:
Cannon Esteban content