Jul 6, 2019
Dumb things my roommate and I have said
R - bread is the best muffler
K - no one would expect a leopard seal in the bedroom
R - Fuck my future I’ve got thin mints
K - My teeth now feel dirty and cheap
R - Do your crickets like nipple lettuce
R - What was I for a sec? A NuN cOnDoMn
K- Up the shut fuck
K - That’s a swanky ozone
R - Katara and Marc Antony what more could you want ... come on! neither of them wear pants
R - her ass blows wind rhythmically
K & R- K: what day was May 4th? R: I don’t know they’re both holograms
R - reflesh your sex robot
K & R- K: bitch McCuntface R: Umbridge? K: yes
K - Raddest daddest of dudes
K- I’m tired. Give me my lasagna
K- Low the mawn
R- one glaring neon fuck of a thought
