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[voidcat]

yall are cowards for not rbing that papas and smart phones post btw<3

[lemonfrys]

half the words. halfsiut

[boywonder-3]

Dumb things my roommate and I have said

R - bread is the best muffler

K - no one would expect a leopard seal in the bedroom

R - Fuck my future I’ve got thin mints

K - My teeth now feel dirty and cheap

R - Do your crickets like nipple lettuce

R - What was I for a sec? A NuN cOnDoMn

K- Up the shut fuck

K - That’s a swanky ozone

R - Katara and Marc Antony what more could you want ... come on! neither of them wear pants

R - her ass blows wind rhythmically

K & R- K: what day was May 4th? R: I don’t know they’re both holograms

R - reflesh your sex robot

K & R- K: bitch McCuntface R: Umbridge? K: yes

K - Raddest daddest of dudes

K- I’m tired. Give me my lasagna

K- Low the mawn

R- one glaring neon fuck of a thought

[borderlineteacher]

Update:

I am most definitely not straight.

Not gay, I don’t think. Not definitively.

But most definitely a bit squiggly. 

Not straight.

[44003]

i dntt understand how i gained folliwers this past 2 dasy but hi

[yumethenikki]

IM ROCK HARD SCOOB

[groovyphan]

BUT CAN YO UJUST LIKE REALISE HOW DFAR DAN HAS COME??? HE WAS JUST A SAD LITTLE EMO FUCJER WHO FOUND THE INTERNET AND NOW HE IS THE MOST GORGEOUSE CINNAMON EOLL IN THE WORLD AND HE IS TWNT Y FOUR FUCKING YEWRS OLD I HOPE HE LIBES FOREVER LOVE YOU INCLE <333333333

[wildliingmoved-blog]

Jace sat at the piano, his fingers working languidly across the keys, producing soft & melodic tunes, the music hung on the morning air. A white button down hung on his frame, it flatters his parlor, the sun slept in his skin, he is the sunlight incarnate. Painfully beautiful, golden & glimmering, luminous in the morning light. He looks up, a wordless response to Sebastian’s entrance, it appears he’s finally awoken.