#shifter!bella

[cloudauditorefair]

Guys I think all my Bellas punch people too much??

Black Star!Bella? Punched a few people back in Phoenix, whatshername oh Lauren, dude at a party, and will punch at least… Six more people a minimum of once.

Satellite!Bella? I don’t even know man holy shit she’s so ready to go all the time, dude. I cannot predict this, dude.

B!Bella? Throws punches all the fucking time holy shit dude, she is made of punches.

Rose’s Wolf!Bella? Punching people left and right for Rosalie.

Greek Myth!Bella? Could become god of punching, Idk.

Human Au!Bella? Punches at least five people.

[cloudauditorefair]

shifter bella is AT LEAST 8 ft

Oh my godddddd what am I going to do with you guys???!!!1?!

This shifter Bella is only 5′10″ omg I was gonna have her be like 6′3″ but I wanted Rose to steal her clothes and be at an almost equal height for The Gay because Bella is her Wife From Another Life (Black Star lmao). I even made Alice a regular height so Bella wouldn’t be ass fuck taller than her oh my goddd you guys

My dudes why you want Bella to be taller than fucking 6′7″ Jake omg

Why ya’ll on the same train as Tegan, talking about Alice climbing someone like a tree and making the branches shake dude I am traumatized

@beastly-redemption what have you donneeeeeeee Also, Rosalie Racket Hands hale is going to fucking kill you, dude omg

Ya’ll can headcanon fucking giant sasquatch Bella for Satellite if you want but Rosalie is still going to be the right height to come up behind Bella and wrap her arms around her and rest her chin on her shoulder and make Alice a little ball of jealousy and Rose and Bella are still going to be breaking into each other’s rooms and stealing clothes okay

WHAT IF I MAKE THE SHIFTER BELLA FOR THE ROSE X BELLA FIC 6′3″ OR SOMETHING OMG

[cloudauditorefair]

Fun Satellite fact: Alice is going to lose her fucking mind about Bella calling her pipsqueak considering Bella's height before shifting. It will haunt her forever.

[cloudauditorefair]

Now I'm imagining Rosalie in baggy clothes thanks to 6'3 Bella 👌

Good because she’ll still take that bitch’s clothes.

And if you thought that comment in Black Star about Rosalie taking up grunge styles again was just offhand or a joke or something, you are wRONG dude we are going to have grunge!Rosalie and I am going to be a gay mess okay I will die.

Rosalie in baggy clothes 2kwhatever

Grunge!Rosalie 2kwhatever.

Rosalie with messy hair in torn up jeans and some boots and a tanktop and stealing one of Bella’s plaid shirts to tie around her waist and wearing aviators okay today we die

[cloudauditorefair]

6'3" bella will soon rise

Oddly enough when you sent this in, I had been thinking a lot about that exact Bella.

[cloudauditorefair]

Cloud! How was your day? Was it good? Did you smile? What about a laugh? If your day wasn't the best, I'll give it a big 'fuck you' for you. If your day was great, I hope tomorrow is even better. Also, shifter!Bella/Rosalie, jumping on the bandwagon with that. But no rush. Your writing is worth the wait.

Yesterday was pretty alright, thank you! I...I’m pretty sure I smiled yesterday. Yes. i had pizza. Today I’m in the grip of anxiety but ya know. Trying to handle my stuff anyway. How about you though? I’ll tell your day to fuck off if it’s not kind to you, buddy. I’ll kick it in the teeth.

Thanks, man, that means a lot. I hear a lot of “now now now” so hearing it’s worth the wait is a breath of fresh air. FYI Rose breaks a wrench the first time she sees Bella lmao

#shifter!Bella/Rosalie bandwagon