Sara: Hi, I'm Sara and this is my girlfriend Ava.
John: I'm John and this is my fuckbuddy, Gary, who I'm not currently speaking to since his boss, a demon, tried to send a kid to hell and also sent my other fuckbuddy Ray to hell.
Zari: Hi, I'm Zari and this is my girlfriend Charlie, a shapeshifter whos in the form of my ex-girlfriend Amaya, and this is Charlie's girlfriend Mona, and this is Mona's girlfriend Nora, and this is Nora's boyfriend Ray, the one possessed by a demon, and this is Ray's boyfriend Nate, who's also my boyfriend and my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. We are all raising a baby dragon, named Wickstable, together.
Neron: Hi, I'm Neron; I'm currently possessing Ray Palmer, who's dating Nora Darhk and Nate Heywood, and this is my long-lost lover, Tabitha, a former fairy godmother who recently relinquished her curse to Nora, and so is now a regular witch now.
Tabitha: *clears throat*
Neron: An extremely powerful regular witch.
Mick: *vigourously takes notes for his next book*