#shiftymctwizz

[beegoould]

Is 3 another kid, being targeted by 9's vomit? Or just the time?

The time. THANK GOODNESS

[lillyhasatumblr]

To Josh,

HEY HEY

JOSH HEY JOSH HEY

shiftymctwizz HEY

HEY shiftymctwizz

JOSH

JOSH

HEY JOSHshiftymctwizz. HAVE YOU WATCHED "THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN" YET JOSH.

shiftymctwizz YOU NEED TO WATCH "THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN" AND THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OR HAVE THOUGHT IF YOU'VE SEEN IT

I WATCHED IT AND LITERALLY SAID "Wait. What the fuck. Hold the fuck on. " AND REWOUND THAT SHIT TO MAKE SURE I ACTUALLY SAW WHAT IT APPEARED I'D JUST SEEN

THIS SEEMED LIKE THE BEST WAY TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT IT BECAUSE I AIN'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'VE FIGURED OUT THE TUMBLR INBOX YET AND I'M NEVER ON FACEBOOK SO HEY shiftymctwizz GET YO NETFLIX ON

ALSO DEPENDING ON YOUR PLANS, IMA THROW THREE MORE BITCHIN NETFLIX SELECTIONS AT YO FACE THAT YOU NEEDA BE WATCHIN WHEN YOU AIN'T BUSY WITH PROBABLY-COLLEGE SHIT LIKE THE GROWN ASS ADULT THAT YOU IS AND THROW YOU BACK WITH THE STUPID PURPOSEFUL ENGLISH-LANGUAGE SLAUGHTER BOUT THESE HERE TITLES BROUGHT TO YOU BY OUR POST-LOCATIONALLY-DEPENDANT-FRIENDSHIP FOUNDATION, NETFLIX

SO YEAH IMA GIVE YOU SOME REVIEWS IN A WAY THAT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN READ IT EXACTLY HOW I WOULD EXPLAIN IT IN ACTUAL LIFE IF YOU WAS NOT DOIN COLLEGE SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE ALRIGHT SO CHECK THESE SWEETASS FILM FESTIVAL TYPE SHIT RECOMMENDATIONS AND REMEMBER OUR LIMITED HIGH SCHOOL ADVENTURES THAT I WILL FEEL DUMB AS FUCK FOR TYPING UP WITH AN IV IN MY DAMN ARM IF YOU ARE NOT TAKING THEM CAUSE COLLEGE DON'T AFFORD NETFLIX BUT YO DAD MIGHT SO YOU CAN TELL HIM TOO IF YOU THINK HE'D ALSO ENJOY THEM THIS TIME AS WELL TOO YE

ALRIGHT LILLY'S NETFLIX REVIEWS AND RECOMMENDATIONS WITHOUT RUININ THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING GO: 

The Taking of Deborah Logan- YOU AIN'T GETTIN ONE TRUST ME IT WILL RUIN THE WHOLE DAMN THING AND I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BEST JUST TRUST ME, I ALWAYS BE DELIVERIN ON NETFLIX RECOMMENDATIONS, JOSH.

The Sacrament- YOU BE GETTIN A 'JONESTOWN' LINK BECAUSE THAT'S WHO THIS MOVIE BE REF'RENCIN AND SHIT AND IF YOU KNOW SHIT'DABOUT CULTS YOU KNOW ITA'SPOSEDA BE JIM MOFUCKIN JONES. DON'T BE TELLING NO ONE TO BE AVOIDIN DRINKING THE FUCKIN KOOL-AID IF YOU AIN'T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW WHO YOU BE GETTING THE FUCKIN 'SPRESSIN FROM 

Alien Abduction- YOU PROBABLY ALREADY SEEN IT IF YOU STILL BE NETFLIXIN AS 'USCH CAUSE IT BEEN UP FOR A FUCKIN WHILE AND IF YOU LIKED 'THE FOURTH KIND' YOU PROBABLY SAW IT LIKE "FUCK'YE I'LL BE WATCHIN THIS SHIT NETFLIX" BUT IF YOU AIN'T THERE'A SICKASS FUCKIN SCENE WITH ALL THESE FUCKIN CARS PEOPLE JUST LEFT WITH ALL THE FUCKIN DOORS OPEN AN'SHIT, ALL UP IN ONE'NA THOSE FUCKIN SKETCHYASS TUNNELS YOU AIN'T SEE THE END OF AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE 'IT'LL BE FINE' BUT THEN SINCE THESE FUCKIN ALIENS BE FUCKIN UP ALL THE TECHNOLOGY AN'SHIT WHEN THEY BE IN THE AREA, THE CARS AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL START GOIN OFF AND EVERYONE'S LIKE, 'BITCH' AND START TRYNA RUN AN'SHIT AND THEN THERE'S A COP CAR ALL LIKE 'WEE-OO WEE-OO BITCH FUCKIN LEAVE THEY BE HERE' AND THEN THE REST'UH'THA CARS START GETTIN ALL PISSED OFF LIKE, 'SERIOUSLY BITCH LISTEN TO YO'FUCKINN KIIIID AND RUN OUT THIS DAMN TUNNEL NAAAH'.  AND THEN ALLLLL THESE FUCKIN CARS START GOIN OFF, FASTER AND FASTER DOWN THE TUNNEL AS THEY BE TRYNA RUN LIKE DUMBASS BITCHES FINALLY, LIKE THEY IS ALIENS THEY FASTER THAN ANYTHING YOU GOT, AND THAT'S ALL I CAN SAW WITHOUT RUINING THE REST HAVE YOU NOT SEEN IT AND BASICALLY IT'S A GOOD FUCKIN SCENE IN A DECENTASS BUDGET MOVIE AND YOU'RE LIKE "DAMN THAT WAS'A FUCKIN CRAZYASS SCENE THAT EVOKED ALL THESE CRAZY SUSPENSE EMOTIONS ALL UP IN MY BODY"  I ACTUALLY SPENT $8 TO WATCH IT ON DEMAND AND THAT'S A GOOD SIGN THAT THE PREVIEW WAS CORRECT IN MAKING IT LOOK LIKE IT WOULD BE WORTH FUNDING COMCAST'S BITCHASS  AND THE ONLY PROBLEM I FOUND WAS THAT THE FUCKIN KID SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL, WHICH IS PROBABLY BECAUSE THE KID HAD LIKE ONE OF THOSE WEIRD-KID MICKEY MOUSE VOICES, BUT THEY DO APPEAR TO HAVE RESEARCHED AUTISM AND SO I APPRECIATED THE FUCKIN EFFORT AND REALISM THAT A LOT OF DUMBASS-BITCH-PRODUCERS SEEM TO BE THINKING THEY AIN'T GOTTA DO, AND I WOULD BET LIKE A VERY SUBSTANTIAL MOUN'A MONEY THAT THE 'MOCKUMENTARY-HATINASS-BITCHES' DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE CAUSE THEY TOO BUSY BEIN STUCK ON BLAIR WITCH'S ASS  BUT YEAH THIS MOVIE GOT THEM SMALL DETAILS I ALWAYS APPRECIATE AND THINK MAKE THAT SHIT SO MUCH MORE 'WATCHABLE' 

ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT JOSH, I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING ABOUT "THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN", THEY TOO HAD'AH BEEN DOIN THEY RESEARCH BOUT THEY DISEASE, ALZHEIMER'S, AN'I'DA KNOWN CAUSE I BE READIN MEDICAL TEXT ALL FUCKIN DAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IT'S A GOD DAMN TRAGEDY THAT THE WOMAN THAT PLAYS HER IS ONLY NOW BEIN CAST IN AN ACTUAL MOVIE BECAUSE HER PERFORMANCE BE BETTER THAN LIKE FUCKIN 90% OF THE OSCARS. SAME WITH THE WOMAN WHO PLAYED HER DAUGHTER. LIKE, THEY MADE THE GIRL AND EVEN THE MEN IN THE 'CAMERA CREW' LOOK LIKE BASIC. ASS. FUCKINNNN. BITCHES WHO AIN'T NEVER SEEN ONE MOTHERRRRRRRRFUCKIN ACTING CLASS IN THEY DAMN LIVES.

LIKE THEY'LL PUT "YOU'RE NEXT" IN THE FUCKIN THEATERS AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT THAT HORSE AGAIN WITH REDBOX/ON DEMAND AND NETFLIX AND, I AIN'T KNOW IF YOU EVER SEEN "YOU'RE NEXT" JOSH, BUT IT IS THE MOST PATHETIC FUCKIN SCHOOL-PROJECT-TYPE SHIT TO EVER MAKE IT PAST A DIRECTOR WHO AIN'T ALREADY HATE THEMSELVES ANNNNNNNNNNNNN I WOULDN'T REALLY BE TELLIN THEM 'DON'T JUMP' IF THEY BE THINKIN IT'LL EVER BE OKAY EVER AGAIN. LIKE, MY GRANDMA CAME UP WHILE IT WAS 'ON DEMAND' AND COULDN'T GET IT AT REDBOX AND DUE TO POST-4-MARGARITA, COULDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT PAY COMCAST LIKE $5 AND I WILL SWEAR UP AND DOWN ON JESUS'S ACTUAL GRAVE IF THEY EVER FIND'IM, I DID NOT BELIEVE IT WAS THE SAME MOVIE I WAS WANTING TO SEE BASED ON THEY DAMN COMMERCIAL-PREVIEWS ON TV, LIKE 'OH THE MASK THING MIGHT AT LEAST MAKE IT WORTH SOMETHIN'A FUCKIN DO', BUT ALL I SAW, WAS F-MOVIE QUALITY TIED TOGETHER WITH NOT EVEN A DAMN 'DECENT' 80'S MOVIE SUSPENSE SOUNDTRACK AN'HAD'DA LOOK UP THEY DAMN TRAILER, CAST, AND CREW TO ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT WAS THE SAME FUCKIN THING. AND "THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN" BLEW ME THE FUCK AWAY. LOOK'OWH YOU BUNCHA BABY-BOOMER-BITCHES, THEY COLLEGE KIDS RUNNIN THEM CIRCLES BEFORE THEY EVEN GOT'DA FUCKIN DUH-GREEEEEEEEE HOPE YOU GOT THAT MOFUCKIN REEEETIYAHMANNNNNNNNNT RIIIIGHT

OKAY RANT BE OVER, BACK TO THAT GOODASS SHIT:

Banshee Chapter- I KNOW YOU KNOW BOUT 'NUMBERS STATIONS' JOSH CAUSE THIS MOVIE BE MAKIN RADIOS LOOK DANGEROUS AS FUCK AND I AIN'T NEVER DONE DMT, BUT IF I HAD I WOULDA PROLLY DEVELOPED SOME SERIOUS PARANOIA ISSUES SINCE LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO PROBABLY, 'SPECIALLY CAUSE THIS SHIT BE TAKIN PLACE IN OUR DEADASS BACKYARRRRD MOTHERFUCKERRR SO MAYBE DON'T WATCH IT IF YOU DONE DMT AND/OR BE LIVIN IN ARIZONA CAUSE IT'SOME DISTURBINGASS SHIT BOUT DOIN DMT IN ARIZONA AND DISAPPEARIN LIKE THE GRASSSSSS AFTER THAT MONSOOOON IT ALSO GOT THIS SWEETASS SONG IN IT THAT I ACTUALLY WENT AND FOUND ON YOUTUBE SO THAT TOO

ON A DIFFERENT NOTE, DON'T WATCH "Mockingbird" IT'S DUUUUUMB AS FUUUUUCK

ALSO IF YOUR BROKEASS-COLLEGEASS AIN'T GOT NETFLIX I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST ABRIDGED VERSION OF ALL'A THESE IN THE SAME SEEMINGLY-IMPOSSIBLE-TO-STILL-BE-SO-HELPFUL FAST-PACED-AND-SURPRISINGLY-INFORMATIVE WAY AS ABOVE BUT WITH LESS LINKS AND MORE "LIKE"'S THEN YOU EVER SEEEEEEEEN'AFORE JOSH.

IF YOU ACTUALLY BE SEEIN THIS MESSAGE-POST AT ALL WITH THE SHIT YAHBLR BEEN DOIN TO THIS DAMN SITE

OTHER FOLLOWERS WHO SEE THIS, ALSO WATCH THESE THINGS IF YOU HAVE NETFLIX AND IF YOU DON'T WANNA TRUST MY NETFLIX RECOMMENDATIONS/REVIEWS, THERE ARE PLENTY OF 'AMATEUR-CRITICS' IN THE REVIEWS WHO THINK IT'S LIKE A JOB OR SOMETHING.

THEY AIN'T EVEN GONNA REACH THIS LEVEL OF ENTHUSIASM THOUGH SO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR 'GENERAL' EXPECTATIONS 

[yggdrasilly-blog]

Why are you upset about your dad finding out, if you don't mind my asking?

Because I posted this http://yggdrasilly.tumblr.com/post/90525416078 a couple weeks ago and then suddenly he calls the nurse's station out of the blue while I'm here in the hospital. I didn't tell him I was here and couldn't figure out who did (I know now, however) so I was mostly caught off guard and it freaked me out.

[captainmcfancypants]

Let's be friends then?

Sure. Idk what to do from here… Uh, Sup?