#shimfail

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ALL I WANT IS A REF/TUTORIAL FOR CANINE/ANTHRO FEET/LEGS

AND I KEEP FINDING PORN

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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TFW you rip a fart in the comfort of your own lonely bed, but it's so loud you wonder if other people in the house heard it ;;;

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Fucking rooster flew up and clawed my hand because he couldn't wait two seconds for food. I'm not a germaphobe, but needless to say soon as I finished with the rest of the animals, I went inside and drowned the cuts in disinfectant. We run a clean operation, but when you have a lot of birds, some of the dirt in the barnyard is going to be poop. B|

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UGH I WANT MY SCANNER BECAUSE I DREW SOMETHING AND IT ACTUALLY TURNED OUT GOOD AND I WANT TO SHOW OFF ALL I GOT IS A BLURRY AS HELL IPAD CAM FFFFFFFFFFFF

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Damn mobile versin

I CANT FUCKING BOLD MY TEXT

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Really Grandpa...

Go ahead, make a judgmental comment about how I'm always on my iPad or handheld. You've been here what, less than a week? I'm off from work, I want to relax and chat with friends. Work days I rarely get to. Even on off days I manage all the animals, haul buckets of water and feed through the snow, and get up before the sun rises. What do you do all day? Stare into space, play your solitaire game, or watch TV. I've read all my books, and I'm trying to not make a mess by having my stuff out in the common space since you're currently staying in my room. Hope you like that bed while I'm on the couch. Excuse me for not having the resources to be self employed and work all the damn time because I don't want to have to deal with my family... ...oh wait, that's you. Well, at least I got some headphones today. Migrated to the other room and listening to my music for the first time in ages. Mood slowly improving.

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I AM OLD

Going to sleep. I'll wake up 25 years old. WEEEEEHHHHHHH QAQ AND I HAVE TO GO TO WORK BOOOOOOOO

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Pest Control, Shim Style

We have a mouse problem here on the farm. Tonight when I was pulling in the driveway, I saw one scurry across the pavement. I wiggled the wheel just a bit and, uuuuuuh

Apparently I ran over a mouse in the dark with a truck. At least it would've died instantly :'D We've had some traps misfire, poor things. Just because they're pests who can get our livestock sick doesn't mean they should suffer ;;;