@drapetomaniac asked me for n.9 with Mirio
I don't know what happened to her ask it mysteriously dissappeared from my mailbox and I don't know why.
But here you go my friend...
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9) Honey... - What? - Your nose is bleeding
"You gotta be kidding me…" you muttered pinching the bridge of your nose "I'm afraid is not a joke" one of Mirio's coworkers said in a mix between embarrassed and annoyed.
Your boyfriend went to an agency drinking party that night, things were going smoothly even for you as you chatted with your friends 'till they called you telling your boyfriend went a bit overboard.
You literally bolted to the other side of the city, worry eating your organs; maybe something went wrong, he might got injured very badly, someone attacked him on his way home…
When you arrived at the bar, sweaty and breath running short, what you found was a very drunk Mirio who was babbling and acting like he was 5 again.
"I apologize. We didn't know he had such low resistance to alcohol and he didn't informed us on it" his coworker told you "He started acting weird after his third drink and we didn't know what to do with him" he added. You snorted through your nose, regaining your calm and moved closer to the room he was.
He was slumped over the table, murmuring something under his breath while playing with some toothpicks like a kid. When he saw you a big smile painted on his overheated face "Y/N-Chan~! You're here too~" he said, hoisting up and hugging you, making you almost fall on the floor "Let's go pway~" he chanted excitedly.
"I'm bringing you home" you said, ignoring his request bluntly "Nhuo, pwease I was having fun" he whined pouting his lips just like a kid. You had to drag him out by force all while he kept whining and clinging to you "I don't wanna go home yet~" he said while hugging tightly a lamppost, holding it for dear life "Mirio, you're drunk. You need to get back home and rest" you said, stating the obvious; he pouted and looked at you with, what he thought was, an offended expression.
"I'm not dwunk…" he slurred, a tiny hiccup left his mouth, you sighed and raised your fingers to him "How many are these?" he squinted his eyes, moving his head in all directions even though your hand was still in hair; he looked at you and raised a brow "Sixteen…?" you lowered your hand slowly "See? You're drunk. Now leave that lamppost and let's go home"
"Nope~ I don't want to!" he hugged the lamppost even more tightly, whining and kicking like a kid "Mirio…" you called him, feeling more like his mom than his girlfriend, but he was stubborn "You're so mean~ I hate you~" he whined again. You sighed deeply, resorting to your trump card "I'll give you candies"
He turned his head, eyes glowing with joy "Really?" you nodded and hummed, smiling slightly "But only if you behave" you added; He left his grip on the lamppost and hugged you instead, rubbing his cheek against yours "I wove you Y/N~" you giggled at his change of attitude "Didn't you said you hated me?" you asked jokingly, he shaked his head vigorously in answer "I wove you! I wove you so much~"
He runned in front of you, stirring his arms widely "I wove you thiiiis much~!" he started giggling, his smile so radiant it could blind you.
After that you arrived at home without any problems whatsoever, Mirio held your hand through all the way, squeezing you in a hug every once in a while and telling you he loved you.
He removed his shoes messily and runned to the sofa, falling face into the cushions, dangling his legs excitedly, like he spent a whole day at the playground.
"Candies~ Candies~" he chanted, bumping his hands on the soft surface "Okay, Okay, you big baby. I'll give you the candies" you said, circling the sofa to go to the kitchen when your phone vibrated in your pocket.
"Hello?" "Y/N, how's Mirio?" it was Tamaki, his voice sounded worried "He's fine. He's just a bit drunk and thinks he's a kid" you heard the male chuckling softly to the other side "That must be a sight to see" you giggled lightly "I guess it is. Some passerby probably thought we were crackheads and laughed it off, but nothing else other than that"
"I'm sure he's in good hands with you" he replied kindly, you were about to answer when your drunk boyfriend encircled your waist from the other side of the sofa, pulling you closer to him "Y/N-san?" you heard from the other side "I'm okay. I'll call you tomorrow" you hung up, studying your boyfriend's expression. "Mirio?" you called him but he pouted even more, puffing his cheeks like an hamster "I wanna kiss kiss" he muttered with cheeks even redder than before.
"Didn't you wanted candies?" you asked in a motherly like tone, he shook his head with energy "Kiss kiss" he said again, this time louder. You giggled and brushed his hair out of the way, kissing his forehead softly; he scrunched his nose and pouted even more, looking somehow angry "Not like that! I wanna kiss kiss like big kids do~!" you arched a brow in question and he got up on his knees, lining eye level with you.
"Like this…" he said holding you by the cheeks and kissing you passionately, you felt the flavor of ginger as your tongues battled for dominance. He detached from you and liked his lips, looking at you straight in the eyes as he did so "Sweet. Just like candy…" he murmured lowly, seductively, making you rub your thighs together. He grabbed your wrist and placed your hands on his abdomen, moving it in small circles and as you savored his sculpted body he groaned.
You started kissing again this time more passionately, more urgent. Your hand basked in the warmth of his sweaty skin and the heat radiating from your core.
He was acting like a kid ten seconds ago and now he was feral and hungry for you like a wild animal. A twist you didn't expect.
He leaned more into you for deepening the kiss and in just one moment you felt his skin disappearing under your touch. You found yourself with half of Mirio's clothes in hand as you heard a loud thump and a sharp groan behind you. Turns out he activated his quirk unintentionally and passed through you in a matter of seconds, planting his face on the hard floor.
It took you a second to realize that before running to your boyfriend, laying stark naked on the floor. "Oh God, Mirio! Are you okay?!" he got up from the floor holding his forehead "Ow~ what happened?" his eyes landed on you confused "Y/N? Weren't you with the other girls?" you looked at him quizzingly "Wait… You don't remember anything that happened up 'till now?"
"Should I?" you sighed, happy that your boyfriend was back to normal but annoyed that you would have to explain what happened. He blinked a few times, like he had realized something, and creaked a small smile "I remember one thing though" you looked at him with slightly red cheeks, waiting for his next sentence; he opened wide his arms and grinned from ear to ear "I love you thiiiiis much~"
You giggled at his outcome. "Honey…" his smile faded a little and looked at you confused "What?" you pointed at your nose and replied "Your nose is bleeding" he brushed his fingers under his nose and they were, in fact, smeared with blood. "Let's get you treated up…" you said raising up to go fetch the first aid kit "And then we can cuddle?" you sighed tiredly but with a small smile on your lips "...And then we can cuddle" you conceded and he followed you, happily chanting like a kid.