HONEYPIE .ᐟ ᢉ𐭩 mha men as girl dads | includes: i. midoriya, k. bakugo, s. todoroki, t. iida, e. kirishima, d. kaminari, h. shinso, n. monoma, t. shigaraki, k. takami, s. aizawa, m. togata
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ i. midoriya
➜ midoriya's great with kids! defo cried when he held his daughter for the first time, like full-on ugly sobbing.
➜ since the day you told him you were pregnant he kept a notebook for everything relating to kids, now that she's born, keeps a collection for her through the years noting her interests, preferences, so on.
➜ will profusely apologize if he raises his voice even slightly.
➜ the PTA's favorite parent because he is on top of everything, has arranged multiple school events on top of his grueling schedule.
➜ practices his 'serious dad' voice in the mirror. does not use it.
➜ keeps every single drawing she's ever made, even the ones where he isn't exactly sure how the orange triangle is a giraffe?
➜ is actually excited to attend all of her events, marks them on every calendar he has access to, sits through all of it without any complaints.
➜ writes her little notes for the day and slips them into her lunchbox
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ k. bakugo
➜ swears he'd never be one of those soft parents, folds as soon as she cries in his arms.
➜ is extremely good at styling her hair for some reason, she refuses to let anyone else do it because they don't 'do it right'.
➜ she will climb him like her own personal jungle gym, and he will pretend to hate it.
➜ calls her a little 'gremlin' and is one of those parents who jokes she isnt actually his kid and you two got her from the dumpster.
➜ threatens the 'monsters' under her bed extremely seriously, will discuss war tactics with her if the 'monster' doesn't go away.
➜ i just know that kid is a little shit like him, his mom loves taunting him with it. ("now you know what you put me through.")
➜ doesn't believe in babysitters, takes time off for her majority of the time, the most he'll be convinced to do is maybe let her stay with his parents or his friends and even that he hesitates to do.
➜ lets her help out in the kitchen, or well mostly just be there for moral support while he tells her to not shove her head in the oven or something.
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ s. todoroki
➜ shoto was honestly scared to become a father in the first place, and i don't think he'd have a gender preference or anything because he never wants to be like his father was when he was growing up. very gentle with her.
➜ offers her his pinky to hold wherever they're going even if it's just going to the kitchen from the bedroom, he never lets go first either.
➜ uses his quirk to warm her up or cool her down depending on the weather, for the first few years of her life she genuinely does not know about temperature variation because he makes sure she's always comfortable.
➜ very seriously attempts 'dad jokes', because he doesn't exactly understand what they're meant to be. she laughs anyway.
➜ you know this man spoils her, anything she looks at? give him one in every single color.
➜ he isn't very good at emotional talks or feelings but he'll always listen to whatever she has to say, and most of the time thats enough.
➜ takes a lot of candid pictures of her to keep as memories.
➜ very keenly interested in her drawings, thinks she's some sort of abstract mastermind.
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ t. iida
➜ his ass is PREPARED. color-coded calendars? done. schedules to optimize every single day? done.
➜ parenting manual truther i fear. reads them religiously and thinks that he's gonna follow them perfectly. until he realizes that a child is.. spontaneous.
➜ always cheers the loudest at school events, even if it's a bit stoic.
➜ neither of them can dance for shit. he teaches her his robot moves and she can replicate them perfectly somehow??
➜ can be a bit strict in terms of discipline and teaching but melts almost immediately if she looks at him with those eyes.
➜ panics if she scrapes her knee or even gets a paper cut, she's the one comforting him sometimes.
➜ watches kids tv shows with her to 'monitor what content she's consuming', but is just really into watching bluey.
➜ doesn't spoil her in the same way as shoto would per say, but will buy anything if she asks nicely enough.
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ e. kirishima
➜ #1 GIRL DAD. HAS A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS SO WITH HER FACE ON IT.
➜ you know he hypes her up for whatever she's doing, and she energetically babbles in response.
➜ carries her on his shoulders literally everywhere. she's his little princess afterall.
➜ cries at her events, literally as soon as she's up on stage, here come the waterworks.
➜ encourages her to be open about her emotions and express how she feels however she's comfortable. feelings are manly!
➜ he likes doing drawing and doing coloring books with her, calls them a great bonding activity.
➜ both him and that kid have some hyperfixation on squishmellows, the nursery is practically overflowing with them at one point.
➜ he shows her off like crazy. "oh this? it's just a world's best dad mug my daughter bought as a gift for me because my daughter is just so amazing."
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ d. kaminari
➜ oh he's a disaster, he does not know how to do this, literal trainwreck but it's kind of endearing?
➜ he lets her win at whatever they're playing, because he's just so cool. honestly most of the time she just wins on her own but he gets to play it off as him being humble.
➜ menace duo, constantly trying one prank or another. god forbid they get their hands on water balloons. all hell breaks loose.
➜ tries to help with her homework to appear smart and manages to fail miserably, she ends up teaching him.
➜ embarrasses her constantly, he thinks it's funny.
➜ buys her a minifridge for some reason?? thinks it's the best gift known to mankind.
➜ midnight snack hoarders the both of them. literally it'll be like two in the morning and they're both eating cheese puffs or something.
➜ she thinks he's the funniest, coolest guy in the world.
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ h. shinso
➜ pretty relaxed and laidback, he's quite observant though.
➜ will instantly figure out when something's wrong, what it is and how to make her feel better about it. most of the time it involves harassing the family cat, or food, or both.
➜ uses his voice changer to replicate the voices from whatever cartoon character she likes, even without it he can do a mean squidward.
➜ the two can sit in silence very comfortably.
➜ teaches her emotional intelligence and boundaries very early on so that she doesn't take anyone's shit like he used to in junior high.
➜ lets her paint his nails whatever color she wants, so yes, pro hero nighthide does have sparkly pink nails and he owns them.
➜ both of them have like creepily similar food preferences, and both of them for some reason hate peas with a burning passion.
➜ she sleeps best when she's laying on his chest.
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ n. monoma
➜ one word. dramatic. very dramatic.
➜ brags about her so hard, to like literally anyone, man, woman, tree. ("my daughter is far superior, naturally.")
➜ absolutely insufferable to other parents, the PTA has considered banning him on multiple occasions.
➜ will verbally berate literally anyone who even looks at her the wrong way, and yes will completely freak out when she brings anybody home.
➜ literally has speeches prepared for her birthday parties, and they aren't short either, one of them went on for a good hour and a half.
➜ almost like over-praises the smallest accomplishments but never in a demeaning way and they sound so genuine it's actually kind of funny.
➜ they have matching tuxedos.
➜ that child is just like him and can actually eviscerate anybody verbally because she's been learning sarcasm since the ripe age of three.
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ t. shigaraki
➜ shigaraki isn't great with kids. honestly he lowkey doesn't like them, but he cares a lot for his own.
➜ terrified of hurting her, will always be extra careful around her while keeping his hands gloved just in case.
➜ overprotective to the point where it's sometimes paranoia.
➜ physically flinches when he hears her crying. he doesn't know what to do.
➜ he definitely struggles a lot with patience but has never once taken anything out on her because at the end of the day, he loves that kid more than anything.
➜ he's a little freak who actually enjoys baby food and snacks for some reason, like literally has favorite flavors of baby food that he'll buy extra of so that both of them can eat it together. it's actually disgusting but it's a hill he'll die on.
➜ she watches him play games like it's the most interesting thing in the world, he'll give her a disconnected controller sometimes so that she thinks she's playing.
➜ not the best with affection but he does try, he even read up on it on some shitty parenting site because he wanted to but in the effort.
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ k. takami
➜ 'cool dad' and self-proclaimed dilf.
➜ takes her flying so much that the girl actually flew before she learned how to walk properly.
➜ his own childhood was terrible and will do anything in his power to make sure that she doesn't for a second feel the way he felt for all those years.
➜ cries on her first day of school harder than she does and always picks her up from the sky.
➜ she puts him in time out when he's made one bad joke too many.
➜ gives her one of his feathers whenever she's away from him so that he always knows she's safe and also because who wouldn't want to show off that their dad is the pro-hero hawks.
➜ brings her little trinkets from all his missions, and she keeps them all safe in a special little box.
➜ she's his little baby bird and he keeps her wrapped in his wings whenever she's cold or can't sleep.
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ s. aizawa
➜ THE GIRL DAD EVER in a nonchalant way.
➜ practically raised eri for a while and his class of problem children so he is experienced and ready for anything she can throw at him.
➜ they have matching sleeping bags.
➜ is really blunt with his advice and doesn't sugarcoat things in the slightest but cares deeply.
➜ will bring her to class sometimes and all of his students fawn over her. she's like a class pet.
➜ carries around snacks god knows where and just always has them on him?? its kinda creepy.
➜ stays up all night if she's sick.
➜ the two have a designated nap time where they just like go to bed?? in sync?? how is this possible??
♡⠀ 𓈒۫ m. togata
➜ THE BEST DAD EVER REGARDLESS OF THE GENDER OF THE CHILD BECAUSE MIRIO TOGATA THE MAN YOU ARE.
➜ encourages her constantly, is her number one hype man, and like kirishima, also has a shirt with her face on it. in fact he has MULTIPLES.
➜ does her hair, dresses her up, takes her shopping, you name it, he's already doing it.
➜ makes her breakfast, lunch and dinner in with those silly shapes and yes her rice has to be shaped like hello kitty and her sausages have to be cut into little octopus or else she wont eat it.
➜ bedtime stories with sound effects and different voices. it's a wholeass theatrical production.
➜ helps her with her homework, teaches her how to be kind and express herself, honestly what can't this man do?
➜ carries her around everywhere because she's always going to be his princess and no one will ever take that away from him.
➜ makes the best silly faces and is a pro at peek-a-boo.
